Heavy Gets Heavy With Heavy Ad Units

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OK. Here’s some Independence Day humor…if there is such a thing.

Barnes & Noble End Cap A Religiously Sexy Mashup

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It’s not that religious people never think about or have sex, it’s just that it’s likely not the first thing on their mind when seeking a book on the topic.

Will Smith’s (Han) Cock Makes London Premiere

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When you’re up on scaffolding dealing with the details of erecting a billboard, it pays to occasionally step back and view the big picture.

It’s About How Things Get Done…Saatchi X-Style!

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Well it’s not the Agency.com Subway video, except for the bookends which feature Exaggerated Ad Dude (Charlie Anderson), but it’s still filled with enough bravado to…

Crest Makes Even Playground Destruction Seem Pleasant

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Hmm. Nothing like a good tube of Crest to gloss over the travesty of modernization at the cost of childhood play.

OMG! Cat Rescues Steve Hall! And Mike is Hard!

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What? What? What?

Man Pays For Wife, Scarf Gets Ad Yanked, Firebrand Replaced

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Choice of scarf gets Dunkin’ Donuts ad yanked.

Pittsburgh Destroyed for Fundraising Event

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The Community Design Center of Pittsburgh, a “non-profit organization that improves the quality of life by encouraging good design of the built environment,” ran an ad for last weekend’s Pedal Pittsburgh fundraising event.

Ad Claims Blogging is 3,000 Years Old

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Travel Alberta says so.

WTF Doesn’t Even Come Close to Expressing This Campaign’s WTFness

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Um, open your mind? Facial reconstruction? Experience the beauty of music? Be kind to animals? Kill your kid by blowing off his head? Some campaigns occasionally cause a serious case of WTFness.

Girl Pulls Up Miniskirt to Expose Thigh, Sell Drugs

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Oh look! It’s yet another blah, blah, blah…

Bidet Gives Enema, MSN Googles

This Korean bidet commercial looks more like some freakish S&M high colonic fantasy than the toilet ad it is supposed to be.

Optimum Online Continues Giddy Happiness

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Optimum Online continues its freakish frivolity with a new commercial that’s as over the top as all the rest.

WPP Wants Rocket Scientists For Project DaVinci Dell Agency

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At the end of last year, Dell and WPP hooked up to create Project Davinci, an agency created solely to staff the Dell account in Austin and around the world.

Not That You’d Know But Facebook’s MorphMonkey Has Chlamydia

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AdFreak reports The American Social Health Association is using…what else…social media to educate people about the STD Chlamydia with a Facebook application,

HoneyComb’s BeeBoy Has Dinner

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Here’s the latest from HoneyComb’s BeeBoy.

Apparently, Men Need to Know Things

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Well good. Do be in touch. It’d be awful not to know the life-altering sort of stuff men need to know.

Logo Gets Excited, Rubs One Out

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This, by far, is the best logo fuck up ever.

Bendy Bare Asses Used to Advocate Mobile Service

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In Punta di Penna sent us this spot for Telecom Italia Mobile (TIM). Produced by The Famil for agency Euro Rscg, a bunch of people — mostly naked, but not always — touch their toes to a cover of the Beatles’ All Together Now. All that doubling-over draws an association with the flip phone that appears at the end.

News Corp. and AOL Pick Sides in MicroHoo Drama

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Big day for Yahoo yesterday. In addition to tentatively agreeing to serve Google ads on its search pages, Yahoo’s apparently in talks with Time Warner to fold AOL into itself, in exchange for 20 percent ownership. Time Warner will pay in cash.