Honestly. All Teenagers Aren’t Dropouts, Criminals, Wild Animals

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OK, OK. We’ll promote your video. Next time just ask.

PG Wants You to Take A Dump and Blog About It

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When did we arrive at a point in time when it was OK for a brand to essentially say, “Please take a shit in public and tells us about how it felt?

We’re All Wiping Our Ass Wrong According to Charmin

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Step aside Mr. Whipple. Apparently, we are no longer embarrassed by or nervous about discussing the act of wiping our butts after we take a dump.

Daughter Helps Ken Hump Barbie. Parents Not Sure What to Do

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Here’s a weird one. Even if you do understand the language…we think.

Dude Takes Viagra Before Commercial Shoot

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We’re not really in love with this second outing for the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy and Unplanned Parenthood in which a Viagra commercial shoot is spoofed.

I Pledge Allegiance to My Boobs

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OK so that headline is a near rip-off from Agency Spy but there aren’t many ways to encapsulate the content of this new commercial for the Susan G. Komen breast cancer organization.

Yes. Shoes Can Give Your Feet An Orgasm.

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Why should your feet be left out of the fun?

My Life Sucks! Mask Me You Nasty Nurse!

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We have absolutely no idea what this commercial is for but…oh wait…it’s for medical company Draeger AG but still

Ad Hypes American Football. We Think.

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This new ad from McCann Erikson Duddeldorf for the Dusseldorf Panthers borders on gross but hey, it’s advertising and we like things that are different.

Hey Wait. Aren’t Hunger Drives Supposed to Feed People?

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OK so how do you raise money for the hungry?

Because It’s Never Too Soon to Put the Pasties on Penny.

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I was thinking the other day about all the technological advances that happened with dolls when I was a kid: the kind with the hair you could cut that grows back, or the one whose hair changed colour when you ran a cold hairbrush through it, or — my personal favourite — the one that pissed into a changeable cloth diaper! after suckling real fluid from a bottle.

Online Game Campaign Promotes…Bras?

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This is hilarious. American Copywriter has put together, in chronological order, a series of online ads for the free online video game, Evony.

Fashion Sale Trumps Fiance’s Well Being

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Some women (oops. excuse us, PC police, some people) will take any chance they can get to score a discount on the latest in fashion.

Dude Catches Laptops in His Butt

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OK so first there were the Cutwater-created videos for Ray-Ban which had a guy impossibly catching sunglasses on his face.

The McDonald’s Anus Burger is Always A Good Laugh

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We know we’re (actually it’s just me) spelling challenged here at Adrants but our typos are usually pretty boring.

Buying a Fork For $151? PRICELESS!

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Having exhausted all contacts, (okay, I asked one person I knew), I’m going under the assumption that what I got sent to me is actually a viral campaign for Target, because, well, THERE’S BIG RED LOGOS EVERYWHERE.

Viagra Ice Cream. All The Kids Are Doing It!

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Apparently London hates vanilla. (That’s as far as I go with the references–for now.) The UK based Icecreamists have come out with the next step in custom ice cream evolution.

Keyword Gayness, NBC Must-Fire TV and Verizon’s Crop Art

– Keywords gone wild!

Don’t Flush That Toilet! Pee in the Shower Instead!

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This is what being eco-friendly has come to.

Some Things Are Better Left Unseen

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We really don’t need to be reminded what emanates from the rear end’s of others but Chinese air freshener TianTian is making it impossible to ignore