Apr 27

Cheese Monster Gets Ripped to Shreds

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We don’t know what’s stranger in this new commercial from BBDO Toronto for Parmalat Canada.
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Apr 26

Chainsaw Retrieves Nails From Cow’s Stomach

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We’re not sure how much PETA cares about cows or if the bovines have their own cause group
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Apr 26

Butterfingers Likes Big Butts As Much As Burger King Likes Square Butts

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Couldn’t get enough of Crispin Porter + Bogusky’s creepy I Like Square Butts? Worry not. You can get it all over again courtesy of Butterfingers and its Butterfinger Defense League.
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Apr 23

Switzerland Really, Really, REALLY Wants You to Visit

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Switzerland’s too classy to ask the rest of the world, “Where the bloody hell are you?” so it has gone about encouraging tourism with a more subdued approach.
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Apr 14

Creepy Tobacco Dudes Kicks Bunny Out of His Home

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Well here’s a new way to convince people to stop smoking.
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Apr 14

Manet’s Barmaid + Samsung 3D LED TV = Ginormous Breasts

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So how do you promote 3D television technology? With huge breasts of course.
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Apr 13

Stanley Steemer Calls Attention to Human Oddity

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As with most things video, the fun is in the outtakes
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Apr 13

MasterCard Celebrates End of Recession With Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Can you say corny? Mastercard can in this new commercial featuring Bonnie Tyler and a very surprised shopper named Neville.
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Apr 09

Politically Incorrect Coffee Lady Touts Continental Soup

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This Continental Soup commercial is a cause group hat trick trashing the bespectacled, the bald and the short among others.
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Apr 08

Samsung Puts A Party in Your Microwave

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Who knew cooking could be so entertaining? So dramatic? So…American Idol-ish?
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Apr 07

Town Rebrands Tap Water As Luxury Water

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Lahti Aqua, a modern descendant of the waterworks of the city of Lahti, turned 100 this year.
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Apr 07

Game Maker Bites Politician in the Balls

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Well what’s more funny than a pompous politician getting his nuts bit by a dog?
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Apr 05

Crews Continues, iPad Gets BlendTec’d, Parker Ponders

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Oh please. More Terry Crews Old Spice commercial? Make it stop.
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Apr 02

Dr. Pepper Offers Bouncing Cheerleader Boobs on Chatroulette

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Uh. Oh. Get ready for the onslaught of brands on Chatroulette.
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Apr 02

Let’s Blow Some Shi…Uh…Stuff Up

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Oy. Sometimes it’s just really hard to start work in the morning. Oh wait. It’s the afternoon now.
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Apr 01

Head Defies Laws of Physics With Perpetual Motion Tennis Machine

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Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic hooked up with a couple of scientists to create a perpetual motion machine that defies the laws of physics.
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Apr 01

Phallic Food Pimps Sexual Efficiency

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Here we have lurking vegetables waiting to pounce on any form of hotness that pesents itself. All to promote something called a “sexual efficiency ring.”
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Apr 01

Qualcomm Explains Butterfly Attacks

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Here’s the follow on to that butterfly attack videos.
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Apr 01

Publicitair Launches World’s First Ad Supported Airline

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And…here we go. The first April Fool’s joke of the day.
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Mar 31

Like Such As South Africa and The Iraq Everywhere Like Such As

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…and I don’t see why I have no reason why I shouldn’t win.
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