Cheesy Pick Up Lines Will Get You A Free Turkey

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So what do cheesy pick up lines and turkey have to do with each other?

Harley Hottie Salutes Troops

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On this Veterans day, what better way to salute the troops than Military Appreciation Month complete with Harley Davidson motorcycles and super hot supermodel Marissa Miller?

Clothing Retailer Brings More Pre-Movie ‘Entertainment’

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“Now the retailer is offering consumers a contemporary interactive experience for the price of a movie ticket.”

Newsflash! Two Guys Deliver Only Copy of Xbox Forza Motorsport!

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If you like to watch two guys bicker over who’s going to drive a Lamborghini with the only copy of Xbox Forza Motorsport from Edinburgh to the game’s launch party in London, you might like this video.

How to Create a Buzz in Recessionary Times

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It’s times like these I wish more than ever I was a New Yorker.

On Thursday and Friday, Thomas Pink gave away over 1,000 individually customized shirts at a pop-up shop erected near Rockefeller Center. The stint, entitled the White Collar Shirt Bar, promoted “White Collar,” a new USA Network show that premiered Friday. Stars of the show Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay, and Tiffani Thiessen (Sadly, Mark-Paul Gosselaar was not in attendance) were on hand Friday to celebrate the launch of the show and probably to get a free shirt.

Keep in mind a basic Thomas Pink button-down shirt starts at around a whopping $150, let alone all the extra charges that must come with custom tailoring by expert seamstresses. Therefore, this might be the best promotion ever, complete with complimentary shoe shines and gourmet coffee for those waiting in the trenches. Although the lines started early and people were waiting for up to six hours (maybe more), everyone in line was guaranteed a shirt.

According to the promoters, the USA network and Thomas Pink joined forces to create a unique opportunity to share a piece of the show’s main character. According to whomyouknow.com, the white-collar shirts provided are “inspired by the effortless style of “White Collar”’s lead character Neal Caffrey, the world’s most fashionable ex-con.” Everyone who received a shirt also got a DVD of the premiere episode among other goodies.

Although not all can appreciate a plain dress shirt costing upwards of $200, Thomas Pink is truly the best of the best. Each seam and button is strategically placed, and the high quality two-fold cotton used lasts a lifetime. The USA Network hit a home run in pairing up with Thomas Pink to portray the luxurious lifestyle that the show is all about. It is one thing to give away promo T-shirts, but a giveaway of this caliber would have been truly worth the wait.

Anna Vortman is a marketing and advertising manager specializing in branding and new media. Contact her at avortman@gmail.com

‘Sometimes I Think the Polar Bear … is Just a Myth.’

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The Toronto Zoo has completed a brand-new habitat to accommodate the return of its polar bears.

GARY COLEMAN FACEBOOK FRIES.

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I swear AdRants gets the best PR releases. An earlier one from today was probably the best so far though: ELTON JOHN MAKES GUEST APPEARANCE ON NEW ALICE IN CHAINS ALBUM. Yes, PR people are still screaming at me in all caps.

Esurance Wants Your Bollywood Booty

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Esurance, The Independent Film Channel and Saavn have teamed up to offer Bollywood lovers a chance to co-star in an animated music video with icon Erin Esurance.

Little Debbie Gives Her Muffins to Interns

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Step aside, cupcake fad. Little Debbie wants muffins to be the cool new snack.

Top Ten Ironic Ads Highlighted

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The Consumerist has a list of the top ten ironic ads.

Vote For Your Favorite Killed Idea. Win A Copy of the Book

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The votes are rolling in for the Killed Idea People’s Choice Award.

Spare Change…? Your Conglomerate Needs You Right Now.

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Michael Moore knows exactly how to hit the Inner Unhinged-Rage button.

Jayson Stark Autograph Tells Doting Dads They’re ‘Worth the Wait’

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Under the premise that a signed copy of Worth the Wait is the perfect gift for Father’s Day, Pennsylvania-based retailer The Frame Game sent out an email blast inviting subscribers to a book signing for ESPN’s Jayson Stark, who wrote the aforementioned title.

…But How Does This Solve the Problem of Phallus-Shaped Pop-Ups?

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Now your second head has an ally: a third eye, right where it counts.

Hanes to Send 16 to Disney With T-Shirt Design Contest

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Hanes hooked up with Night Agency to launch Celebrate Comfort.

Ooo! Ooo! A Contest! Build A Deck (Not That Kind)! Win An iPhone!

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OK, readers. Help us out here. It’s your chance to win.

Danger Mouse Charges Ridic CD Rate; Shouts ‘Pirate Away!’

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Piracy’s looking pretty good these days, and a handful of popular artists have done what they can to demonstrate they don’t support the act of suing music fans that also happen to be flagrant file-sharers.

Here’s Work for Robots that Star Wars Neglected to Cast.

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US Cellular launched a really neat program called Battery Swap.

Young? Broke? Want to Go to Cannes? Read This

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Attention young film…uh…commercial makers! YouTube and the Cannes Lions International
Advertising Festival want your best video. If they like it, they’ll send you to Cannes all expenses paid.

Another One of Those ‘Green is the New Black!!!1’ Things.

There’s a lot you can say about becoming more eco-conscious: that it’s responsible, forward-thinking and personally/socially fulfilling, for example. But in a spot called “Good Green,” the Sundance Channel takes the go-green hype and staples on a passel of…