Clorox tweets an emoji joke about bleach, stains own reputation

In yet another twitter-incident that is sure to make clients even more wary of ever allowing anything to be said on social media without a few hundred focus groups & meetings watering down any semblance of an idea, Clorox managed somehow to come off as weirdly racist with their recent emoji tweet. Their now deleted tweet read: “New emojis are alright but where’s the bleach.” and attached was the above emoji-picture where a bottle of Clorox is made up from lipstick stains, pigs, sheep, water drops, paw prints, fish and babies – and curiously the numbers 7 8 9. I see what you did there, Clorox, you tried to latch on to the news about the iOS 8.3 Emoji update, which brings iPhone users a whole new range of emojis like the Vulcan salute, and makes all the human emojis in several different colours, as well as adding same sex couple emojis.

Thus people interpreted Clorox tweet as a comment on the new racially diverse emojis, since that’s the biggest news about the emoji update. The responses were swift and annoyed, if not downright angry with Clorox.

Clorox finally deleted the tweet, and tweeted this explanation of sorts; “Wish we could bleach away our last tweet. Didn’t mean to offend – it was meant to be about all the emojis that could use a clean up.”

The first response to that tweet is succinct as it is true : Too late buddy

The “realtime advertising” honeymoon is over. You can no longer jump in and “dunk in the dark”, make sure all those i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed and everything is checked with legal before tweeting – it’s far easier to make a mistake on twitter today than ever before.

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Telia iPhone launch in Sweden defaces newspapers property – is interpreted as bomb threat.

“It is, of course, unacceptable that someone puts graffiti on private property. We are often threatened, which made us react strongly to this.” says Sydsvenskans editor in chief Jonas Gruvö in an article at Sydsvenskan

Arriving at work yesterday morning everyone at the Sydsvenskan newspaper were met with the numbers 08.07.11 00:00:01 on the steps to their office building. A countdown? To what exactly? Those not hip to knowing it’s the release date of the iPhone in Sweden saw the countdown as something far more sinister.

You can see a nice huge image of the steps here at Resumé (I tried getting it, but could not afford it. Thanks Ove Jonsson @ Sydsvenskan for the help though) and it does look quite odd with ‘countdown’ numbers on the steps to a major newspaper like that.
PS Communication executed and created the spray-tagging campaign for Telia and struck in the middle of the night. Nils Djurklou, PR at Telia, apologizes for the tagging “This happened on their private property, which is very unfortunate. They [Sydsvenskan] saw it as a potential threat. We’ve apologized and removed the graffiti” he said to Resumé. Djurklou also stated to Sydsvenskan that the graffiti vanishes after a few days, and should only be placed on public – not private – property. Sydsvenskan has – sadly – decided not to report the tagging to the police. For once I’d like to see someone do that, just to see what the result might be.

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Ticking DM pharma ad bombs. No, like in getting the bomb squad called over, bombs.

Aqua TeenThis one is too good to be true – a pal tips us to a “direct mail that bombed ” (pun!)

The ticking noise that brought a bomb squad to a Carmel Valley medical building Monday turned out to be a small battery in a greeting card.

The card, from a pharmaceutical company promoting its products, said “Your time is up” on the cover, San Diego fire spokesman Maurice Luque said.

A receptionist at Children’s Medical Group office in the three-story building on El Camino Real heard ticking coming from a mailbox in the hallway about 4 p.m. She called 911 and security officers evacuated the building.

HA! You’d think they’d learn after a few ‘bomb scares’ as ads, like the LED billboards for Adult Swim which caused havoc in Boston last year. When are you US ad folks going to learn? Everything changed after “9/11”, man. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore (but somebody knows who mailed the anthrax – do you?)

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More ads please! Euro 2008 press conference.


Must every media event be an advertising opportunity?

Advertisers backing the Euro 2008 think so! Check out this press conference. Como se dice…overkill?

Devo sues McDonald’s over the “New Wave Nigel” toy that looks a lot like them.

Check this out: Devo are suing McDonald’s over a happy meal doll. The toy, sports an “energy dome” hat, an orange jumpsuit, and plays a muffled song that sounds a bit like Devo’s “Doctor Detroit”, sporting the name “New Age Nigel”. Damn, I WANT one! On re-listen, that song could also be Weird Al’s “Dare To Be Stupid” – which is a parody of…. wait for it…Devo! Now I want it even more! I think we need a new word for what this toy is; It is Devolved from everything Devo. *boum-tsck!*
Devo however, are none to happy about this toy, Gerald Casale sums up how they were offended when chatting to the AP:

“They didn’t ask us anything,” Casale told Australian Associated Press. “Plus, we don’t like McDonald’s, and we don’t like American Idol, so we’re doubly offended.”
Devo first began wearing the flower pot-resembling Energy Dome hats when they released their Freedom Of Choice album in 1980. Devo sell Energy Domes through their Club Devo site. The band have also worn the hats in numerous commercials over the years.
Considering the Energy Dome was originally a form of social criticism that mocked industrial and consumer culture, Casale told AAP he finds it ironic that McDonald’s has used it.

Read more over at Club Devo: Are we McDevo?
Check out the toy, wearing his energy dome, angular glasses, orange jumpsuit and playing a song that is kinda devo-light: here (video) clubdevo.com.
Pitchfork: Devo Suing McDonald’s Over Happy Meal Toy

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Sixth foot found and CNN banner ad steps in it.

Ah, I do love when banner ads go bad – even in such morbid cases as this one. CNN reports that the Sixth severed foot surfaces off Canadian coast and the banner ad adds some unintentional visual humor to it.

the Guardian channeled the Sun and issued a pun headline: Six feet under.

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Nike apologies for Zlatan Ibrahimović’s gun fetish.

Nike has been running a web campaign where you can peek into the closet of Zlatan Ibrahimović, created by Scholz & Friends. The idea was that fans could get a “unique peek” at Zlatan’s life, by a spying webcam placed in his closet that streamed footage live and could be found via a link at Svenskafans.com. Every so often Zlatan would open the door, he’s showed off some of his awards, hugged a puppy, made funny faces and thrown handsigns to the camera. All the collected footage was archived at svenskafans.com but yesterday Nike chose to remove some of it after receiving complaints over a bit where Zlatan shows off what looks like a a 50-caliber Desert Eagle gun, cocks it and aims to the right of the camera.
Nike’s statement at Svenskafans.com reads in part: “The idea was that Zlatan was going to do funny & nutty things in his closet. One of the things that happened was that Zlatan showed a toy gun to the camera. We realize that some people may have had a negative reaction to this. That’s why we have now removed the clip from Svenska fans.com to avoid that more people see it and react negativly. We apologise to all svenskafans who have misunderstood the joke.” Right, because it’s so much funnier when it’s a toy gun.

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Dunkin’ Donuts secretly supporting terrorists, or simply fashion victims? Yeah, it’s the latter.

Little green Footballs (and yes, that’s a reference to snot) got all upset when they saw Rachael Ray sporting a kaffiyeh in the latest Dunkin Breakfast Choices banner, writing: “Mainstreaming Terrorism to Sell Donuts”. I’ve spoken to someone who was on set, and there was a choice of scarfes a la the latest fashions to choose from, they simply picked one that looked nice with no political motivations behind it. But as the NYT says; Where Some See Fashion, Others See Politics: (They also say that the kaffiyeh is passé which anything that gets a writeup in NYT is, so throw it away already.) In Sweden the “palestina scarf” as we call it has been a staple of communist, punks, vegans and other alternative kids clothing since the seventies – these days even style guru Elin Kling sports a red one. The colors have different meanings here, pink if you’re feminist, green for vegan and so on – which has nothing to do with the orginal kaffiyeh. If you are in the US, British or coalition forces you’ll call it shemagh and it’ll come in army green. Either way, Dunkin’ Donuts decided to pull the offending Rachel Ray banner and issued a full apology. I’m guessing that the stylist won’t shop at Urban Outfitters again which is just as well.
Update: Offending rich media banner inside (though I can’t seem to make it work properly)

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Louis Vuitton sues designer over Darfur T-shirt

Designer/Artist Nadia Plesner is being sued by Louis Vuitton for trademark infringement on her Simple Living T-shirt, where 100% of the profits from sales are donated to Divest for Darfur.
Nadia explains her motif:

My illustration Simple Living is an idea inspired by the medias constant cover of completely meaningless things.
My thought was: Since doing nothing but wearing designerbags and small ugly dogs appearantly is enough to get you on a magasine cover, maybe it is worth a try for people who actually deserves and needs attention.

Louis Vuitton’s letter to Nadia reads in part:

Although we applaud your efforts to raise awareness and funds to help Darfur, a most worthy cause, we cannot help noticing that the design of the Simple Living Products includes the reproduction of a bag infringing on Louis Vuitton’s Intellectual Property Rights, in particular the Louis Vuitton Monogram Multicolore Trademark to which it is confusingly similar. We are surprised of such a promotion of a counterfeit bag.

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The self proclaimed featherhead gets to keep the domain Teflonminne, Dupont sulks.

WIPO has released their administrative panel decision in regards to the domain name Teflonminne, which I told you about here: DuPont’s Teflon does not want to go the way of Hoover – C&D’s Swedish bloggers for speaking Swedish.. Quick recap.
Dupont:

Complainant asserts that the word “teflonminne”, forming the distinctive element of the disputed domain name, is not a word of the Swedish language, as evidenced by the fact that the word is not included in The Swedish Academic Glossary (SAOL), being the most authoritative dictionary in regards to the Swedish language.

Complainant further holds that the domain name was registered and is being used in bad faith. Complainant argues that the domain name’s allusion to the non-stick attributes of the trademark establishes Respondent’s knowledge of the TEFLON mark.

Teflonminne:

Respondent argues that the term “teflonminne” is an established and frequently used word in the Swedish language.

Respondent further asserts that the word “teflon” may be used in other ways than to describe Complainant’s trademark. Respondent holds that several dictionaries categorize the word “teflon” both as a trademark, an adjective, a noun, a part of speech and defining its “metaphoric extention”.

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Korean cosmetics maker Coreana finally pulls “Nazi ad”

Wallyworld gossips with us and tells us that the Korean Nazi ad has been pulled, the ad from from Coreana has been rubbing all sorts of people the wrong way since it began airing in early February, the Los Angeles-based Simon Wiesenthal Center and the Israeli Embassy sent letters of protest to Coreana calling for the ad’s withdrawal. Wallyworld says:

Korad, the Seoul agency that produced this naff ad, said the concept was a Nazi soldier and Hitler symbolized “revolution” in keeping with the lotion’s “revolutionary” moisturizing and calming effects. What-the-fuck?

Googling a bit, it seems that the storm has been brewing for some time, with Brian in Jeollanam-do blogging on the changes made to the ad after the first round of complaints. They changed “Hitler couldn’t even hold east and west” to “Nobody could hold east and west.”… Ho-kay. Yeah massive difference there. Uhm, not. Robert Koehler found the conclusion in a Korean Newspaper to be ‘a tad bewildering’.

Meanwhile, concerning the protest, Vice President Juliana Yun, the head of sales for Coreana LA, said, “Because of reasons such as image rights, you can’t use advertisements produced in Korea in the United States.”

So I gather this means “Koreans don’t view Nazi uniforms the same way the rest of the world does” and perhaps even “Koreans reckon Nazi uniforms look bad-ass”.

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Coca Cola featuring Tibetan monks ticks off Chinese ex-pat in Germany

Have you heard that old myth about the McDonald’s burger makers? That there’s a team of specialist burger makers who fly around the world to make the perfect burger, shake and fries for every local ad shoot ever. We could make a movie about them, make it like Top Gun where a kid with extreme burger flipping talent gets to join the ten bestest burger flippers in the world and fly to exotic locations to make exotic burgers like the Japanese Teriyaki burger and of course, the Royal with cheese. I’m not sure what’s gonna kill Iceman yet, perhaps a freak fry accident.

Anyway, that myth isn’t true. There is no special team that creates those fab looking burgers for every ad shoot – sorry to kill the hopes of any aspiring McDonalds college kids. I just went there because in the world of global communication and global brands, perhaps there should be.

Take the latest spat that Coke got itself into. Somewhere in Germany, some “point” snack shop was carrying an old Coke poster from 2003 which shows Buddhist monks on a rollercoaster with the slogan: “Make it real” in the window still – and right now with the current newly inflamed China/Tibet wound it’s been misunderstood by a Chinese ex-pat living in Germany. A member of Tianya.com posted some photographs on the site and wrote:“Germany has started to really show adverts for Tibetan independence. Coca-Cola! Okay, I will remember. From now on I will not touch this shitty product! The three monks represent Tibetan lamas. They are riding a rollercoaster, which represents freedom. ‘Make it real’ means ‘make this [ie freedom] real'”. There are a couple of photographs of the offending old posters in situ here*. The Guardian reported “While one commenter suggested his interpretation was “far-fetched”, many more leapt to his support, pledging to stop drinking Coca-Cola.” Personally, I wish these people would stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

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Poster looting in Chicago stealing the snacks inside

Adfreak tells us that “Chicagoans feast on bus-shelter ad snacks”. Seems that someone at Ogilvy had the bright idea to put real snack bags inside a poster site, with the goal to remove the snacks little by little to reveal the line “Too much good stuff.”
Looks like some hungry people didn’t care to wait for the reveal and went straight for the good stuff (but oddly, left all the Doritos – are they that bad?). The work of vandals or hungry homeless? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Karlssons Klister (UHU) poster campaign in Stockholm fails.

There were quite a few interesting Karlssons Klister outdoor executions in Stockholm this week – sadly the best one (possibly) was taken down before I had time to photograph it. In that execution the entire inside of an bus-poster had been removed (no lights!) so you could look straight through it and the text read “in case of emergency, break glass”, inside the glass was a single real tube of Karlssons. Having broken a heel or two chasing after a bus I found it to be highly appropriate, and possibly even useful.

Here’s one that failed though. When advertising a super glue, the glue must work. The keys on the screen might have been “ctrl” and “z” but as you can see, now there’s only Z. They used double-sided tape, same mistake as the Sydsvenskan diary billboard made.

I saw another one as I was dashing to my train, a poster stuck slanted high up on the wall between the “real” poster sites at the central station. Didn’t have time to snap a shot, but the placement was funny.

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The Mexican version of “in an absolut world” map of North America, ticks off people in the USA

The Mexican version of the north american map in their installment of the “In an absolut world” campaign, LA Times blogs gossips that the ad has generated strong responses from people north of the border.

“I find this ad deeply offensive, and needlessly divisive. I will now make a point of drinking other brands. And ‘vodka and tonic’ is my drink,” said one visitor, called New Yorker, on MexicoReporter.com.

Seems the ad generally pissed off people on the northern side of the border, so much so that the Absolut Vodka site now carries an explanation of the ad (and more hating comments): In an ABSOLUT World according to Mexico

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DuPont’s Teflon does not want to go the way of Hoover – C&D’s Swedish bloggers for speaking Swedish.

This is all getting a little silly.
Dupont has been sending out cease and desist letters to Swedish bloggers who have the domains Teflonminne.org and now Teflonminne.se – in the latter link you can read PDF’s from Dupont linked at the bottom of his post (see Hotbrevet, Bilaga 1, Bilaga 2.) All links are in Swedish only.

Dupont are simply defending their trademarked name “Teflon”, something Hoover should have done before it became a term simply meaning “to vacuum” in the UK, and in Swedish the trademarked named “Jeep” is now synonymous with SUV, so any car that has SUV qualities is called a Jeep even if it’s a Honda.

Obviously, Dupont don’t want this to happen, and the way some trademark laws sound it seems you have to at least make a show of defending your trademark in order to keep your trademark so one could gather that the C&D is really just for show. However, Teflon became a registered trademark in Sweden as late as in 1999, while the word “teflonminne” meaning “scatterbrain”, “featherhead”, or plain “confused” as it symbolizes nothing sticking to your memory has been used in colloquial Swedish for much longer than that and even the dictionary explains that common usage includes describing stuff that nothing sticks on as in “teflon politician”.

Not sure how their trademark-defending case will go, but I know this for certain – C&D’ing random bloggers to give up their rights of their domains is buying Dupont and “teflon” a boatload of bad publicity in Sweden.

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Ad agency sues client for 1.5 million after lost pitch

Resumé reports that ad agency Badlord have filed a 1.5 millions SEK suit against Lindex for nicking their idea. Badlord went straight to Lindex and marketing director Johan Hallin with their idea, Mr Hallin suggested that agency Badlord bring the idea to Lindex’ ad agency WeAreGroup. Later Badlord were told that the idea “wasn’t enough fashion”.

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Obama really really really wants to be President.

Obama is getting a little desperate, judging by the fact that he’s now advertising in Canada.

An election sign with a difference is making drivers on the Pat Bay Highway wonder if they missed the border.
The red, white and blue billboard proclaims “Obama for President” and underneath, just in case there is confusion, adds “United States of America.” The full-size billboard was paid for by Dean Park residents Reg and Karen Mooney with the dual purpose of provoking family debate and putting in a personal push to get troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan.

I guess there’s dumber things to spend your money on, though I can’t think of any right now.

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