Georgi Vodka Wants Ashley Dupre’s Ass For ‘Butt Girl’ Campaign

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Yes, Georgi vodka wants to pay Dupre a low six figure sum to become the vodka brand’s “butt girl.”

The Ruin of a Fine Casino? YOU Decide.

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Ogilvy once said that advertisers who believe in the selling power of jingles have never had to sell anything.

Wait For It…Wait For It…Wait For It…Oh, OK. It’s A French GQ Spot

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Maybe it’s just us but we’re not sure we’d stick around the entire two minutes just to find out this commercial is for the launch of French GQ.

Yet Another ‘Viral Video’ Bores, Wastes Precious Moments

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Well that was a lot of money wasted just to tell us using a professional photography studio is better than using speed cameras to get the shot.

Renault Espace Ad Spawns More WTFness

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Oh. OK. Now we get it. The Renault Espace is soooooooooooooooo spacious it takes 70 years to to climb into it and enjoy all it has to offer before exiting. WTF?

Obama Girl Gets Sweaty For Certain Dri Deodorant

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WTF? It seems playing Obama Girl isn’t the only thing the lovely Amber Lee Ettinger does.

Tom Ford Squeezes Nuts. Accomplishes Nothing

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Copyranter loves (hates) Tom Ford ads. We do too.

Kraft Preys on Office Angst to Promote TASSIMO Hot Beverage System

Say hello to Who Hired Bob, a go-to hub for contrived office-centric web drama, created by Ogilvy Entertainment for Kraft’s TASSIMO. It’s not funny. But Who Hired Bob does two interesting things: 1) It offers a $20 rebate on…

Bennigan’s Wants You to Release Your ‘Inner Leprechaun

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Inner Leprechaun? Inner Leprechaun? WTF? Inner Leprechaun? Seriously. OK, it’s a little funny but Inner Leprechaun?

TBWA\CHIAT\DAY Sends Us Grammy/Disruptunes Spot. What? WHO?

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TBWA\CHIAT\DAY sent us a :15 ad for the Grammys and this thing called the Disruptunes. Watch it here.

UPS Wants to Deliver Body Parts In Continuing Contextual Corrigenda

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Don’t you love contextual advertising?

Baby Pukes, We Forget What Etrade Advertises

We all know sticking a baby in a commercial usually guarantees it to be a success so we figure this Etrade ad with a talking baby would follow that trend…until, of course, the baby puked.

Carmen Says ‘Whoa,’ We Say ‘Huh?’

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We suppose there’s a legion of Carmen Elektra lovers out there but wasn’t she popular like ten years ago?

BudLight Cavemen Disappoints

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OK, so we finally get to see those cave me do their thing as they struggle to deliver the Bud Light to the party which becomes easier when another cave dude invents the wheel.

OMG! See Danica Patrick Expose Her Beaver!

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OK, we can totally understand why FOX didn’t accept the “beaver” version of Danica Patrick’s GoDaddy commercial.

Yawn…GoDaddy…Super Bowl…Beaver… Blah, Blah, Blah…

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By now you’ve heard the spot GoDaddy’s Bob Parsons wants you to see won’t air during the game.

Gatorade Wastes Derek Jeter on G2

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Courtesy of MediaPost’s Out to Launch, we have one of the two ads Gatorade will run for its G2 low calorie drink.

Draft/FCB’s Taco Bell Fiesta Platter Super Bowl Spot Full of Cheese

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We have to agree with George Parker. This Draft/FCB-created Super Bowl spot for Taco Bell introducing its new Fiesta Platters dish is, well, shall we say, not so good.

‘Wall Street Journal’ to Cover…Sports?

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What the hell is going on with the Wall Street Journal? Pity the poor media planner who once was able to make a media buy that pretty much insured they’d reach some financially savvy folks who were reading the Journal for its razor-focused coverage of financial matter.

Berlitz Enlarges More Than Just Language Skills

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Oh ha, ha, ha. We get it. How could we not? Why don’t you just get a toilet plunger and shove your witty little double entendre down our throat to make sure we really, really understood the oh-so-witty joke you were trying to make