Spastic Jump Cuts Ruin Wells Fargo Commercials

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Maybe it’s our short attention span. Maybe it’s our overly simplistic mind. Maybe it’s our aversion to creative full of distracting hack job jumble cuts and irrelevant metaphors.

Never Trust YouTube Comments

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Seriously? Who are you people???

Radio Wants You to Ride on its Twitter-Powered Disco Stick

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On the way to the Mullen new office open house party in Boston, we sampled some radio, a medium we haven’t listened too much in years.

Multi-talented Iranian Women Tweet Election Chaos, Become Soulmates

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They tweet. They date. Yet another contextual fail.

T-Mobile Wackos Give Trees Paperless Pelvic Thrusts

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Yup. The whole flashmob/spontaneous dance party thing has jumped the shark.

Yawn. No Wait! Oh, God. I’m Gonna Puke! Where’s the Toilet?

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So yesterday, we yawned and practically fell asleep after watching one of Danica Patrick’s new Boost Mobile commercials. Today we experienced an entirely different reaction.

MINI Makes Minimalistic Mess

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Somehow lots of big, fat, black magic markers versus one slim, green pen are supposed to convey the notion of Mini’s minimalism.

The Last Supper Marginalized Once Again

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Is there anything more ganked than imagery of the Last Supper?

Square Booty school Girls Shake Ass For BK Kids Meal

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You like big butts? Or is it square butts?

Parents Desert Kid For Hogging Ovaltine

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OK so yea. Like this would ever happen.

Yet Another Product Solves A Problem We Don’t Actually Have

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Aw…look. It’s butter that’s nice to bread and croissants

McDonald’s Coffee Helps Dad Show the Love

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OK, can you say forced? Yes you can. It’s easy.

Adrants Reader Says Chevrolet Camaro Site A Fail

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So on lazy Friday afternoon after a long and crazy (did we say crazy?) post-SXSW week, it’s nice when a reader sends in a note doing our job for us.

Modernista Promotes Own Layoffs, Continental Advertises Crash

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– Oops. Modernista!’s crazy website which isn’t really a site but an application that points people to other sites that have written something about the agency is now finding it’s “site” touting the agency’s recent layoffs.

The Ladders Delivers Twisted Logic

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In an odd sort of reverse back stab, this new The Ladders commercial, Chairs, from Fallon delivers a confusing message.

Automated Language Translation Can Yield Humorous Results

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No advertisement for a (human-powered) translation service could possibly do a better job than this image of a sign in China that was produced even though, apparently, the automated translation service used failed epically

Domino’s Delivers Pizza to Joker. Fails

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Please! Can we just stop with all these forced movie co-marketing tie-ins that make about as much sense as submitting a real ad to Cannes for a Lion?

Clothing Retailer Misses Word of Mouth Opportunity

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While we shopped, I snapped a few photos of elements of the in-store experience that stood out to me… until I was interrupted by a store clerk who informed me that “it is against store policy to allow customers to take photos in our store.”

Wait! Wait! We Forgot the Viral!

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So the Mullen creative department just finishes presenting their work for the New England Aquarium shark exhibit to the 12 year old AE they are forced to work with because, ya know, it’s a pro bono-ish account and the little tyke says, “Well I like it but where’s the viral component? Every great campaign has viral, right?”

Ha! Ha! Ha! Now Can We Finally Leave This Concept on the Floor?

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Sort of like fart jokes, the tampon in a pool joke never gets old. That is if you’re a 14 year old boy…or a creative director at an ad agency.