Why web 2.0 won’t work with tradepress sites (like Resume)

Resumé in Sweden (which is either adage or adweek, take your pick) has decided to start a ‘community’ and force people to stand for their comments (as users). I get that, they’re sick of “anonymous”. Hell, that’s why I only allow comments here from anyone who signs up – you could be “jacktheripper” both here and at Resumé and your comments will always be yours, yaknow?

But then they did the extra-weird thing and allowed signed-in-users to be anonymous. Ah, okaaay…. Wait, you didn’t want anon comments, right? Wait a second…. Wasn’t that the problem?

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Google turns over youtube users’ names and IP addresses, to Viacom. Including ad agency IP#’s

By now, you’ve heard:

Google must divulge the viewing habits of every user who has ever watched any video on YouTube, a US court has ruled.

(BBC)

Viacom wants the data to prove that infringing material is more popular than user-created videos, which could be used to increase Google’s liability if it is found guilty of contributory infringement.

(Wired)

I wonder how long it will take before some ad agencies ask Google turn over the IP#’s to try and prove that other ad agencies ‘stole’ their drumming Gorilla ad ideas in order to get even the tiniest whiff of a Grand Prix Lion. 😉

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“We famous, find us on google maps”

I just found this image on Ad Innovator – a Japanese ad blog I can’t read no matter how much I try but I try almost daily anyway. (Still seething that I wasn’t allowed to tag along with Dad to Osaka the years that he worked there as someone thought it would be better for me to stay put for once. AAARGHHH! /end derail.) Apparently, being on google maps is so cool flower shops are announcing it in their shop windows. This reminds me of those digital cameras that have the stickers reading “youtube ready” on them. Online is truly slipping offline these days, and brands are piggy-backing on other brands like nothing else. Interesting development.

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Milk jug re-design has Americans crying over spilled milk. (Literally).

The New York Times reports that the new, clever square milk jug has people crying over spilled milk.

“I hate it,” said Lisa DeHoff, a cafe owner shopping in a Sam’s Club here.

“It spills everywhere,” said Amy Wise, a homemaker.

“It’s very hard for kids to pour,” said Lee Morris, who was shopping for her grandchildren.

But these square milk jugs take up less space in transport allowing for fewer (and fresher) deliveries, waste less space in your your fridge, and are neatly recycled after use. Still, new shapes take some getting used too even if you save space, money, resources, and time on it I suppose.

Best line taken out of context (page2): “A shopper named Jodi Kauffman gave the alien jugs a sidelong glance.” *beavis and butthed-like giggle*

So now what to do with all those old milk jugs? make a “Milky Way Outdoor Chandelier” of course, with Alexander Reh’s construction list you too can make 14 milk gallons attached to hula hoop and wired with 5 watt holiday lights add a touch of recycle glam to your next outdoor gathering.

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Tanforan Shell station in San Bruno: “Your anger just earned you a car wash, ma’am.”

The rising gas prices are really irritating people over in the USA – and people aren’t shy of using this in some way when advertising. Allan1 gossiped about getting one of those $500 a month, free gas to drive a billboard car deals which might save your wallet. Now weekendamerica reports that the Tanforan Shell station in San Bruno offers “stress relief” where drivers can vent their anger against the oil companies by plunging a man dressed as a Shell employee into a tank – and free car washes for the best rant about gas prices: “Cashiers are trained to really encourage all forms of expression during the rant. Well, except for throwing a chair through the window.
Genius, this idea from Bobak Bakhtiari, “a former mental health worker” – could’ve sworn he was a former ad man. Check out the photos at they even have a rooftop band playing, while a Shell employee sits in the tank waiting to get dunked.

How are your cashiers encouraging people to vent?
If someone comes in and they’re upset, we have this protocol where they confuse them by intercepting with really positive feedback suddenly. Let’s say someone comes in and they’re like, “What the hell is wrong with you? Do you see those gas prices? What’s wrong with you guys?” and starts getting revved up. The cashier will typically say: “Great! Wonderful! Look,” and just point up to a sign that says “Express Rant = Free Express Wash.”

“Your anger just earned you a car wash, ma’am.”
Exactly. Or “Your anger can earn you a car wash in few seconds, please step to the side over there.” They’re directed to guide them to the side of the store where they are monitored as they rant.

What’s the price of gas at your station right now?
A gallon of unleaded is going for $4.87.

What? That’s outrageous! How can you charge that? That’s insane! You’re crooks! You’re criminals!
Excellent, I love this! Keep going with it…

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More scams in Cannes – Luxor highlights by Leo Burnett, when Luxor is Lowe’s client.

More gossip from the little birdies my friends. Is the fantastic Luxor highlighters campaign a scam ad? We do know that the agency who created them doesn’t have the account. Oopsie!
Time of India reports;

LEO Burnett’s Grand Prix winning work at the Abbys 2008—Luxor Highlighters—seems headed for controversy. Though Leo Burnett’s work may have seen it winning a Grand Prix, Luxor is in fact Lowe India’s client. What’s even more interesting is that company officials appeared to be clueless about the body of work that Leo Burnett has showcased.

But here’s a new twist, we get to hear directly from K.V. “Pops” Sridhar, Executive Creative Director at the “highlight Luxor” ad agency, Leo Burnett, sharing his thoughts about this and other ‘legal scams’ in the Mint Wall Street Journal/ business newspaper. (inside)

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Watch out kids, they are targeting you “psycho-graphically” now – BMW mockumentary a plan.

Ah haha ha ha, that BMW ad you’ve been seeing recently? A huge plan that was, see that BMW’s mockumentary: “Behind BMW’s mock-ad” by Melissa Morgenweck at CNN.
WSJ even reckons that they ran a risk running with an idea like that. Duh. ANY idea is a risk. if it’s not a RISK it is not an IDEA. Got me? Jesus, ad-babies know that. Anyway, to quote them:

Earlier this year, a half-hour mockumentary about a small Bavarian town’s attempt to catapult a BMW car from Germany to the U.S. via a giant ramp garnered positive buzz from auto and pop-culture blogs. Yet rather than soak up the glory, BMW spent weeks refusing to claim the short film for what it was — a viral-marketing campaign created by the company’s ad agency, GSD&M Idea City.

And here’s another choice quote from Money.Cnn

“We never target demographically. We always focus psycho-graphically,” said Jack Pitney, vice president of Marketing at BMW North America. “It means what kind of mindset do we think this vehicle will really resonate with? In the end it could be an 18-year old and it could be an 80-year old. But if they share a similar mindset we think we have the right car for them.”

The age old question is, how much does it all sell? I’m entertained, and I want it pretty bad, but you know – I don’t actually have a drivers license yet. Tough titties if you sold it all to me then, right? FAIL!

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Ball Girl Gatorade was once Powerade Tennis Ball .

Fine, so Pat Baker suddenly no longer deserves all those pats on his back that I just gave him, because “he did an ad years ago on the same thing but with tennis”.

Oh Ok. Fine. Hey you wanna know why it’s cool to have a commercial archive with over fourtythreethousand ads in it (gasp)? Because kids, when someone says something like that, you can point to the actual ad – like so (watch me pointing, pinkies erect):
Powerade – Tennis Ball (2002) – 0:30 (USA)
– even if it happened six years ago. Man, I thought I carried a grudge. 😉

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Saatchi NYC, kings of fake ads or just proactive?

After the chatter about the Cannes winning JCPenney’s ad, a little birdie told Mediabistro’s AgencySpy:
“Saatchi most certainly knew about the fake JC Penney ad. Everything Saatchi did under Granger was fake. This one example is just the tip of the iceberg. It’s a great story just waiting to be blown wide open. Crest was fake. Buckley’s Cough Syrup was fake. Stuffit Deluxe was fake. All made for award shows just to win some medal.”

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Copywriter wanted for 18 bucks an hour, will not get access to gun.

Quite possibly, the most insane Craigslist ad ever. Copy writer – marketing materials – $18/hour

The twist: while you are writing copy you will also fill the role of security guard, working 6:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday. We will buy your uniform. You won’t carry a gun. Applicants must be able to pass a drug screen as well as a criminal background check. The security guard spends most of the shift seated at the reception desk, and there will be very minimal security duties. Practically the entire shift you will be able to focus on writing copy – you’ll just happen to be wearing a uniform.

Yep, we are stretched thin. Good thing there’s no gun, for that salary the copywriter might end up shooting themselves. Hat tip Caffeinated

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Saatchi Singapore sends out blood shot “eye balls” for ESPN


How delightfully…uh….gross.

To communicate the idea that “you don’t have to be there to see all the details” for ESPN, Saatchi and Saatchi in Singapore sent out ‘eyeballs’ as a DM piece.
No, I really, mean balls as eyes here. Balls!

There was a basketball, a baseball and even a football – and that bright red bloodshot football eye is pretty much how my eyes feel after watching supersonic Russian players on speed outrace the Swedes tonight and beat us 2-0. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. whimper, cry, *sob*

Found at comunicadores.info.

 

 

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K-Rauta throw “yard parties” all over Sweden, advertises them with hand written notes.

K-rauta, our version of Home Depot is the sender of this “ad” which looks just like a hand written note from your neighbour, and is currently taped to doors all over Malmö. The note reads;

Yard party!
Hi neighbours. On Saturday we’re planning on having a yard party. Sorry if we get a little loud. If you don’t like Mojje or lawn mower racing perhaps you should go to your country house instead?Otherwise you’re very welcome to Stortorget kl. 11
– K-rautas festkommitté (party committee)

At first glance, I thought it was a real note, and ignored it since I didn’t live there, but then I saw more of them on other buildings and decided to take the time to read it. Even after that I was confused, since I didn’t know who Mojjo was and the bit inviting me to Stortorget at 11 on Saturday didn’t quite sink in until just now when I translated the note. K-rauta has already held their yard party in Stockholm, so this is what I can expect (film inside). I think I’ll pass.

By the way, did you know there’s a British Lawn Mower Racing Association? They take this stuff very seriously.

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Mint Royale’s VW Golf GTI advert song revived by talented dancer.

Why is a three year old song from a Volkswagen Golf gti advert (remastered by Mint Royale mind you) spending two weeks as No. 1 on the UK charts?

 

Because George Sampson did this on “Britain’s Got Talent”.

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The State of Maharashtra, India is cleaner now thanks to advertising.

Before we go all Cannes Lions crazy here and drool over pretty pretty ads with great visual product advantage puns and teeny-tony logos, I thought we should have a look at a clever campaign that changed peoples behavior. It engaged people so that they themselves wrote slogans for the campaign (a.k.a user-generated!), did creative stunts to stand out like paint their whole village – including temple and mosque – bright pink, and snagged about 1 million dollars worth of free media in positive PR.

Sanjay Sure and Sunil Shibad worked on a tres unglamorous account in rural Maharashtra, India. Their mission: to advertise for change so people who might not even read would build and use toilets. The story is told in this short film. The insight – it’s not just about defecation, it’s about pride, cleanliness, community, respect – became a social movement. How often can you say that about “hot ketchup” ad campaigns?

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Ad Age Green Conferance report: Ever thought of your websites carbon footprint?

In todays three minute Ad Age they reported from yesterdays Annual Advertising Age green conferance and the question asked there was What’s the carbon footprint of a banner ad? – Don Carli also compares the electricity ‘waste’ of the paper making industry to the electronic communications (servers and whatnot) and finds that the “Don’t print this email” campaigns is barking up the wrong tree, sortof. Oh c’mon I had to get a tree pun in here!

Papermaking, in the united states, consumed 75 billion kilowatt hours of electricity in 2006. That’s the second largest industrial use of electricity.
During the same period of time, people have been saying “Don’t print this email”..send it electic, don’t print it send it electronically, save trees.
Just data centers and servers in North America, according to the energy information administration, consumed 61 billion kilowatt hours of electricity, and they’re growing at a prodigious rate.”

Dum dum DUM!
Point being, being green isn’t only about saving paper. – which strikes me as such a late eighties way of looking at the environmental problems we have today, what rock have people been hiding under? Yes, I know I’ve said that before in “Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.“.


By the way, If anyone fancies moving to a Carbon neutral server host (in the UK) , I really like the people here at memset and recommend their services.

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Link Lust: Classic Badlanders and Vespa everythings.

Sunil puns “Who’s beautiful laundrette?” as he compares the 1968 Hamlet “Laundrette” commercial with the 1985 Levi 501 (Nick Kamen) “Laundrette” commercial. They are an interesting pairing, and I remember having seen them compared in class way back in advertising boot camp, the story being that it was an intentional homage. I can’t be sure f this since I can’t find my notes from that class and it is a million years ago, and I had totally forgotten about the pair when Sunil who’s advertising brain is far stickier than mine dug them both up again. He says about the pair:

I don’t for a moment think that John Hegarty or Tony Scott would stoop to purloining someone else’s work. I prefer to think of the Levi’s ad as a tribute to its predecessor which, although not one of the best Hamlet ads, was an idea so natural for Levi’s that it proved simply too good to waste.

Too good to miss, go read his post and watch the classic ads.

 

Now for the vespaheads in the audience – get this nicely stencilled vespa T-shirt designed by Matt Bugeja, and for your desk, The vespa lamp (Thanks alec!).

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Publicis/Saatchi to buy Leo Burnett in Stockholm?

The Swedish CEO Hans Sydow says to Resumé “We’re currently in talks, I can not comment further”

The Publicis network already owns Saatchi Stockholm (which is owned by Danish Publicis holding), and the rumors are that they will buy Leo Burnett as well, and in the future merge all three Stockholm agencies into one. Pubsaatchinett? No, Saatneticis? Leopubchi?

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