Hasta La Creative!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you vice president Dick Cheney’s rebuttal to Al Gore’s recent comments on 60 Minutes: “First off all, Mr. Former Vice President, I didn’t actually watch the show, because the cable’s out here at my undisclosed location, 1,000 feet below ground in the foothills of Wyoming. Oh, damn! We’ll have to change locations. Anyway, my aides told me about your little diatribe. You suggested I was ignorant enough to believe the moon landings were staged at a movie lot in Montana. Well, I was there. And they were. Jimmy Caan played Neil Armstrong. We wanted Heston, but he was doing a Planet of the Apes sequel or something. As for global warming and your $300 million ad campaign: Play Gingrich’s part backwards, and you’ll hear a plug for Haliburton. You’ve been punk’d! And not a single Dixie Chick is named Dixie. Now who looks naive? Excuse me while I relocate to the other top-secret base at the Bonneville Salt Flats in … dammit! I’m staying right here. With the price of gas these days, it’s too expensive to leave anyway.”

—Posted by David Gianatasio