Not Everyone Is An Upscale Urban 30Something, White Male Hipster

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If all the ads you see on television sound like they’ve been written by the same person, a slightly snarky, all-knowing hipster, odds are they have. Or, more accurately, by a crew of people who all strive to have the same voice: that of the creative directors who judge award shows.

And while the work that wins at these shows (especially the big ones) is generally great, it’s generally work that appeals far more to the upscale, urban, 30something white male hipsters who judge these shows than it does to say, your grandmother, who doesn’t get why those Burger King spots with the mask are the least bit funny.

Now this theory is fine when you’re advertising beer or running shoes. But since most products advertised aren’t beer or running shoes, we quickly find ourselves in trouble: we’re talking with one voice to an audience who speaks with another. And whether it’s TV, print or online (okay, especially online), the messages we’re putting out there are “we don’t really know you, our customers. We don’t really care what you think is cute or funny or emotional. We only care what’s cool and hip (by our standards) so get used to it.”

I’ve made it practice on my blog to call out ads that appeal to different demographics: A Canon camera spot with Maria Sharapova’s dog, for instance, that my kids find hilarious.

Now of course it’s not impossible to create advertising that appeals to a broad demographic. The Budweiser Frogs campaign from about 10 years ago did that, so does some of the better Coke and Pepsi advertising. But by and large, we’re advertising to a specific demographic. And I’ve yet to see a brief that says “here’s what the target’s taste level is. Here’s who they find funny, the TV shows they love to watch, the magazines they read.” And the award shows don’t help this situation: they often reward work that has no appeal to the intended target.

No wonder so few people actually like commercials.

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James Yoo from Wake Forest University’s Institute of Reg…

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The light-emitted brooches project patterns onto the skin …

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Pro-femme magazine Ms. recently got a spanking in the Jewish community for rejecting the ad at left. It features images of three Israeli women in power: president Dorit Beinisch of Israel’s Supreme Court, foreign minister Tzipi Livni, and speaker Dalia Itzik, above the words, “This is Israel.”

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Not Billie Dee Williams’ Colt 45

Ad Age looks at an age old truth about mature brands. They need to get new customers in the franchise in order to survive.

Talk about a marketing conundrum: Revive Colt 45 malt liquor — once seen as an exploitative product that preyed on the urban poor — as an edgy choice for young hipsters.

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But Pabst Brewing Co. is trying to do just that, with a campaign from Seattle boutique Cole & Weber. To appeal to younger drinkers, Cole & Weber tapped graphic novelist Jim Mahfood (author of the volume “Classic 40 Ounce: Tales From the Brown Bag” and a regular contributor to alternative newsweeklies) to create a series of scenes and stories of young adults enjoying themselves with Colt 45. Most of the creative shows 20-somethings flaunting their oversize cans in social settings such as rooftop parties and dance clubs.

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Without further explanation, this woul…

Pink Sugar After Dinner – DIY Cotton Candy at Kenka, NYC

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Without further explanation, this woul…

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Eco Football – Super Bowl to Use Only Renewable Energy

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“SRP is providing green energy to the stadium for the game, for the NFL…

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If that’s not enough pricey reptile skin, drop down to th…

Drag Queens and Masked Dogs – Venice Carnival (VIDEO)

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This year’s event takes plac…