Feb
20
Um, KFC? You're Creeping Us Out as You Reassure Us About Your Chicken Shortage
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Two small problems with that: First, KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders has been dead since 1980, and he’s recently been (kinda) replaced by a series of look-alike-ish actors who in all likelihood have zero experience with food-service logistics. Second, talking about a live chicken crossing the road to get away from a KFC conjures an unwelcome mental picture of terrified poultry trying to escape its certain dismemberment and death.
Yesterday, @KFC_UKI doubled down on its (still-living, still-ambulatory) chicken-crossing-the-road joke:
And then just a little while ago, as if to emphasize the exact nature of the fried corpses it presents to customers in bucket-shaped coffins, @KFC_UKI tweeted this:
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