Hasta La Creative!

It???s 2 a.m. You walk out of a bar. You???re wasted. Wanna take a minute and answer some trivia questions for Metacafe???s upcoming interactive game show, Buzzed? Sure you do!
  Host: Our first category is sports. Question: Who is baseball???s all-time home run king?
  Contestant No. 1: Brrroouggrrhh…
  Host: Barry Bonds! That???s correct! And disgusting, I might add! OK, contestant No. 2, your category is politics. Name the current president of the United States.
  Contestant No. 2: She left me. I gave her the best years of my life. Then one day … hic … she???s just gone.
  Host: Heartbreaking story, No. 2. The correct answer, however, is George W. Bush. Contestant No. 3, you???ve drawn potpourri. Here???s a tough one: What is your own name?
  Contestant No. 3: W-wait, I know this.
  Host: I need an answer.
  Contestant No. 3: Kei…f… Keif…
  Host: Close enough! Keifer Sutherland, troubled tough-guy star of motion pictures and television, is the correct answer! Thanks for being our special surprise guest!
  Contestant No. 3: You can???t film this. Drinking violates my probation!
  Host: Well, maybe you???ll think twice next time before you get … Buzzed!

???Posted by David Gianatasio