Let Use See the “Chase” of Audi

19340_logoThe big three may not be placing ads at the Super Bowl but Audi is sure to be there. Aiming to create the same excitement that the players would have on the field, Audi has a great commercial being awaited which stars Transporter star Jason Statham.

Audi’s advertising agency, San Francisco-based Venables Bell & Partners, created the ad, which was shot on-location in Los Angeles. The agency painstakingly recreated different eras in American history with costuming, lighting, film stock and period-specific automobiles to create a stunning depiction of the different eras explored in the ad.

“Every new model we introduce is making more and more consumers stand up and take notice of the single best line-up in the market. Last year’s spot sent the message that Audi was truly redefining luxury. This year’s spot will ensure that everyone realizes that Audi is the best choice, period.”

(Source) PR Newswire

Tide To Go Keeps It Going Online

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MyTalkingStain.com neatly extends P&G’s Super Bowl spot. You can download a buddy icon, win a prize, revisit the commercial or, wait for it…enter a make your own Talking Stain spoof spot.

The Long and Rewinding Road

There’s a new metric in town.

How many times was the Super Bowl spot rewound?

According to The New York Times, in homes with the TiVo video recorder service the commercials got a higher audience than the game.

Todd Juenger, vice president and general manager for audience research and measurement at the New York office of TiVo, said, “There is rewinding and multiple viewing of the ads” on Super Bowl Sunday. It’s one of the few times it happens.”

TiVo’s list of most-watched spots was topped by one of two for E*Trade featuring a “talking” baby; in this spot, the infant spits up at the end of his spiel.

The E*Trade commercial, created by the Grey Global division of the WPP Group, was followed on the TiVo list by one featuring Justin Timberlake, for a music promotion co-sponsored by Pepsi-Cola and Amazon; a spot for Doritos created by a consumer for a contest last year; one for Coca-Cola Classic that spoofed the red-blue political divide; and a spot with Carmen Electra for Ice Breakers Ice Cubes gum.

The results “say something about the TiVo audience in terms of what works to get something rewound,” Mr. Juenger said, listing tactics like humor, celebrities and surprise punch lines.

Bill Cosby on the First Law of Advertising

“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”

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There’s joy in Gotham City today, and more than a little pride, but none of it should be felt by Super Bowl XLII advertisers or their agencies. Last night’s performance was disappointing and instantly forgettable. From heart-warming Budweiser Clydesdales, a viewer created Doritos ad, and Justin Timberlake to Salesgenie.com’s dim-witted stereotypes, another GoDaddy tease, and more stupid cavemen (that’s redundant, right?), it was déjà vu all over again.

Many faithfully followed Cosby’s first law and were delightfully vague: Budweiser’s rejected Hank in a “Rocky”-like tale, a bunch of lizards doing the Michael Jackson “Thriller” dance, Coke’s dueling parade balloons, and Doritos’ undiscovered rising stars. Others broke his law and tried to weave in a promise, albeit in uninspiring ways: E*Trade’s talking and spitting up baby, CarrerBuilder.com’s gross beating heart, Toyota’s ferocious sleeping badgers spot, and Garmin’s Napoleonic trek (Is Garmin a French company?)

A few went directly for the promise, forgoing the creative all together; like DCU’s loans and Claritin’s non-drowsy allergy medicine. But the majority followed tired and true recipes; vague and distasteful (a unibrowed, cashew-scented snacker); simply distasteful (a fat guy strapping jumper cables to his nipples); or on point and implausible (It’s Marilyn Monroe, Shakira and Madonna’s hair that tells their story? Umm, no it’s not. Or . . . Hyundai’s ad for its new Genesis luxury car will strike fear in the hearts of marketers at Mercedes, BMW and Lexus? Puh-lease.)

I could go on and on, but I won’t. It was hard enough trying to watch the sophomoric and formulaic ads during the game. I most surely don’t want to relive them again today. And I guess that’s the point, isn’t it. A one-time, $3 million investment in 30 seconds worth of eye candy should elicit feelings that we want to replay in our minds and in our hearts. It should prime a network of mental associations for something desirable; something valuable. Something we want to investigate further or share with our friends.

A lot of people consumed a lot of food and alcohol last night (and some of us even ate some crow). We also consumed a lot of advertising. But, like the junk food available at most Super Bowl parties, just because we consumed the brands’ advertising doesn’t mean we’ll make them part of our lives. Yes, there were a few worthy creations. But overall, this year’s Super Bowl ad feast was an expensive smorgasbord void of brand-building value. Here’s hoping that Super Bowl XLIII fares better for marketers and for my humble pie-eating New England Patriots.

A Stick In Bud Light’s Eye

Miller Brewing took out a full page ad in USA TODAY today to congratulate A-B.

This is what it says:

Dude!

Did you really spend $18 million on the big game?

Congratulations on your USA TODAY Ad Meter success, Bud Light. This certainly calls for beer. An award winning beer. A beer with more taste and half the carbs of Bud Light.

A nice cold Miller Lite.

Ninety million plus people aren’t going to see this print ad, but for the hundreds of thousands who do, it’s a message that works pretty well.

The message I take away is Miller focuses on making beer while Bud prefers to make 30-second adverts meant to appeal to the frat boy within.

Welcome to Perfectville, Population 1

See RBK for behind the scenes action and Super Bowl XXLII gear.

Go (See Danica Patrick Undress) Daddy

GoDaddy makes a habit of making Super Bowl commercials that don’t air during the Super Bowl. The spot that did air last night promised viewers more if they’d just click over to GoDaddy.com. According to Ad Age, a record two million people took the GoDaddy challenge.

“For us, because we’re an internet company and we sell domain names, there’s no way we can really explain what we do in a commercial. We had to get people to our website,” Go Daddy founder and CEO Bob Parsons said.

The edgy, though ham-fisted ad — a parody of sorts on the whole celebrity “upskirt” phenomenon — didn’t curry favor with all viewers. A GoDaddy.com survey asked 160,000 people what they thought of the commercial. Some 17.1% of males disliked the ad; 16.5% of females disliked it. This was OK with Mr. Parsons, because “they still came to the website.

I went to GoDaddy to see the ad so you don’t have to. It’s beyond bad. But that’s hardly surprising coming from a CEO who can’t make a 30-second pitch for his core service and doesn’t care if he diminishes his brand with bad jokes and unfulfilled teases.

Earth To Ad Peeps

Check out Bob Garfield’s Monday morning lead:

And advertising people wonder why the public views them with contempt.

The industry’s annual showcase Sunday featured commercials that peddled soft porn, sold soda pop as a drug, trivialized charitable causes, ridiculed ethnic Americans, terrified small children and contemplated running over a sissy with a car.

Garfield makes me laugh, even though the cluelessness he points out isn’t all that funny.

In other Super Bowl news, USA TODAY assembled 234 adult volunteers in Chicago and McLean, Va., to measure their reactions to ads on handheld meters. They liked A-B’s dog and pony show best and the Doritos American Idol imitation least.

Football Triumphant

For once, the big game was much much better than the commercials.

Some second half ad rankings…

Winners:

  • Cars.com “head shrinker”
  • Vitamin Water “Shaq horseback”
  • Hyundai “reveal”
  • Bud Light “Will Ferrell”
  • Amp Energy Drink “nipple charge

Losers:

  • Ice Breakers “Carmen Electra”
  • eTrade “baby talk”

One of the best spots I saw tonight was a local buy from Tobacco Free Florida.

I like this spot because it’s all concept. Typically, the spots that aired during the game leaned heavily on production values, but production values alone will never get the job done.

1st Half 1st Impressions

Winners:

  • Bud Light “cheese wheel”
  • FedEx “pigeons”
  • GMC Yukon “myth of Sisyphus”
  • Garmin “Napolean”

Losers:

  • Toyota “badger”
  • Bud Light “foreign accents”
  • Pepsi “Justin Timberlake promo”
  • Doritos “mousetrap”

Stock Tip

According to The Wall Street Journal, research from the University of Wisconsin suggests that shares of Super Bowl advertisers tend to outperform the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index in the week after the game.

Pepsi To Tell Deaf Joke During Super Bowl

It’s time to start talking about Super Bowl commercials again.

I’m pleased to start that process this year with PepsiCo. Their new production, “Bob’s House,” will air during the big game.

It’s a spot where many, especially at a loud party, may think someone hit the Mute button. But they would be wrong.