Canadians Paint Country Pink While Waiting For Doctors

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Hmm. If this is what universal health care is going to bring us, we’re not sure it’s as good as proponents claim.
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Perlorian Brothers Bring Trademark WTF-ness to 1-800-Contacts

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OK this has Perlorian Brothers written all over it but WTF?
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Ford Fiesta Kicks Lamborghini’s Ass, Aids Escape From Zombies

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So the 2011Ford Fiesta is almost here. How is Ford touting the vehicle? A couple of different ways
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Having Sex Standing Up Won’t Get You Pregnant. Oh Wait.

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It’s amazing the amount of misinformation floating around.
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DVR Helps Woman Change Boyfriends

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As if recording two shows at once were some sort of amazing breakthrough, Sydney-based Three Drunk Monkeys is out with a couple of commercials that ask us to “try a new life with My Star.”
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Spanking Fetish Determines Sneaker Brands For Footlocker

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We actually laughed.
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Canadians Think Real Mexicans Are Lazy and Dirty

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So if you’re Mexican, you must be a wrestler, right? Or you must take siestas all the time and forget to shower, right?
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Asian Hottie and Eastpak Little Person Have Sex to Stop War

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Last week when we reported the launch of a new Eastpak campaign, one commercial eluded us.
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AMP Energy Drink Turns Office Into Crazed Insane Asylum

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I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. Oh…sorry. Actually, no one’s screaming in this Proximity-created commercial for AMP Energy.
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LG Puts McGruber Into Iron Man 2

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This is funny and stupid all at the same time.
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Singing Belly Buttons Get Waisted

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Feel fabulous, not flabulous, ladies.
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Cami Secret A Doily For Cleavage

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Attention ladies with cleavage.
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Cadbury Gives Roller Coaster Riders Ice Cream Facials

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So you’re Cadbury. Among other things you make ice cream.
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Darth Vadar Won’t Save TomTom From Google

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Hmm. So in the face of Google launching a free turn by turn navigation service, what’s a poor navigation company like TomTom to do?
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Boobs Invade Adrants Ad Server

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Perhaps it’s just us. Yes, it’s definitely just us. But we thought we’d put it to the test anyways.
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Skin Censored For Being Too Sexy

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We all know sex sells, right? Or at least we like to think it does, studies be damned.
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Farting Spouse No Match For Better Marriage Blanket

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Ladies, does your husband fart in his sleep? Do you fart in your sleep?
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Paddy Punts, Ad Council Ad Libs, Ad Man Resurfaces

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Blind football. Paddy Power. Cat. Funny.
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Juicy Fruit Gives Michael Bolton, Culture Club New Lease on Life

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Unicorns. They’re mystical. They’re in dreams. They’re in movies. They form the basis for an entire product line of toys or girls. And they’re probably in porn videos too…
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Puke-Worthy Music Wins Girl, Sickens Puppy Dogged Suitor

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There’s one at every party. Some slacker/hipster dude who uses his “musical skills” to cock-block his way into the pants of the party’s sweetheart.
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