Stork Delivers Pregnancy health Soliloquy to Ducks

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When concept fouls strategy.
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Wanna Laugh? Watch These Fart-Fueled Commercials

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There’s nothing like a good fart joke to break up the seriousness of the day.
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If You’re Fat, Aliens Will Eat You First

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If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If you’re fat and you know it, slap an alien.
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Advertising Has Destroyed Our Perception of the Human Body

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Do these designers actually look at their work before they are done?
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For A Better Looking Tomorrow, Don’t Take NyQuil. Stare At Big Boobs

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Make the Logo Bigger’s Bill Green points to this pulchritudinous contextual oddity.
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MADD Brings Us An Idiot’s Guide to Drunk Driving

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Well here’s a different approach to safe driving advertising.
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Cherish Christmas ‘Blue Velvet’-Style With Elf Ears

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Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for someone special?
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Yaris Ad Labeled Sexist. We’re Not Commenting.

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As carefully as we possibly can…a Yaris ad for Toyota Australia has been pulled following complaints. The ad, called Clean Getaways, was part of a competition run by Saatchi & Saatchi.

Do You Need A Hand Job?

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You can have two for five dollars. Isn’t that a great deal?

Fireworks to the Face is Never A Good Thing

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We don’t understand a word of this Dutch commercial but the end will have you on the floor laughing.

The Last Word on Method’s Horny Shiny Suds

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After complaints from people who actually likened the spot to condoning rape (we kid you not), Method pulled the commercial.

My Sky HD TV Helps Ease Life’s Challenges

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Life got you down? Shark bit your hands off? That hot chick not what you expected?

Your Little Girl Will be Safe in Bed With That Gun

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At the risk of igniting yet another firestorm over gun control, is it worth pointing to an Iver Johnson Revolvers ad that ran in 1913 which claimed its guns will “shoot straight and kill” while at the same time claiming ‘accidental discharge impossible”?

Naked People Furniture Will Be HUGE

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It’s probably not the nekkidness usually posted here that Steve likes, but it’s got the wtfness not seen in a music video or commercial in some time. Not a bad song, and as the bio says, Valley Lodge is working overtime channeling Cheap Trick, T. Rex, Big Star, the Kinks and a few others.

Please Help Us Interpret This Strange Nokia Commercial

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Watching this long form commercial for the Nokia N900 brings back less than fond memories of agency concepting sessions during which creative types (and everyone else for that matter) would begin to act like idiots, spout out idiotic buzz words and, in some cases, even burst into full blown freak outs like one dude does here.

East German Band Rammstein Butchers Its Porn

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New Berlin agency, TODD is out with a new campaign for the East German band, Rammstein and Universal Music.

If You’re A DD Cup, Victoria’s Secret Will Make You A G Cup

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Victoria’s Secret is out with its new Miraculous push up bra commercial which claims to add two cup sizes to any woman who buys one.

Candle Gets An Erection in Celebration of Viagra’s Tenth Birthday

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OK. If you can. Picture yourself in front of a fire. On the floor. With your lover. In the seventies.

Bored Doggy + Internet Access = Online Porn

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You’ve always got to wonder about these ads. You know the ones. The entire ad is one large graphic. And the only other thing on the page is a tiny logo and, perhaps, a tagline.

That’s My Billboard! No, It’s Mine! No, Mine! Waa! Waa!

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It’s like two kids fighting over a toy (Mine! Mine! Mine!) until it breaks. Which then leads to a dueling temper tantrum of epic proportion.