Kylie Minogue, she of Agent Provocateur mechanical bull fame, is baring her ass cheeks in a…hmm…cheeky ad spoof for a fictitious body insurance company. The ad was created by British artist Katerina Jebb as part of a parody endorsement exhibit she crafted.
Stupidly, embedding has been disabled so here’s the link.
A few years ago, Taiwanese actress Lin Chi-Ling teamed with Chinese fashion label Cosmo Lady to represent the brand as well as help design a line of clothing. A recent ad to tout the line has been banned by the Chinese state TV channel CCTV because it was deemed “too sexy” and, humorously, thought to “raise crime rates.”
Wait, what? Raise crime rates? How does an ad featuring a super hot, deliciously curvaceous model playfully dressing and undressing herself in cleavage-enhancing lingerie cause violence? The worse this might casue is cause rampant masturbation and when has that act ever harmed anyone?
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With a not so subtle wink and nod, Paramount Farms’ Wonderful Pistacios is out with a new spot that has a little fun with the Secret Service sex scandal which occurred earlier this year. The ad is one of four commercial launched this week
The other three feature 1970s disco phenomenon The Village People; Brobee, the little green monster and drummer from Yo Gabba Gabba! and Sparky and Victor from Tim Burton’s animated monster movie Frankenweenie.
n its fourth season, the Wonderful Pistachios Get Crackin’ commercials have a bit of fun highlighting how various individuals cracks open a pistachio in their own unique way.
The Secret Service do it. And get fired for it. Wait, what? You mean this happened in real life? Oh come on! You can’t blame a guy for getting his nuts handled once in a while.
Keith Stone is still up to his old antics in this new Keystone commercial which examines the art of flipping a burger and, with a choose your own adventure tactic, how to get the hot girl. As Keith’s grillmaster friend attempts to impress the ladies with increasingly impressive burger flips, the viewer is given a choice of direction as the burger is in flight.
Both selections, of course, feature the hot girl, Julin Jean, and more Keith Stone wit. If only impressing girls were this easy in real life.
Sears, a retailer one doesn’t normally associate with racy lingerie (barring recent Kardashian Kollection insanity), found itself it a bit of hot water this week over an image in the Exotic Apparel section of its website. Seemingly missed by every designer, photographer and project manager whose eyes it had to pass before being placed online, a picture of a model wearing a purple babydoll slip from reseller Fright Depot clearly shows a nipple protruding through the mesh top.
All the usual furor one can expect from organizations like the American Family Association and others dubbed the slip up inappropriate, offensive and accused Sears of selling smut.
We’re not sure when the natural beauty of a woman’s nipple became smut but, hey, there will always be a collection of people out there that refuse to believe females have nipples…that actually serve a function in the perpetuation of the human race!
Anyway, the image has been pulled but not, of course, before millions of screenshots were taken preserving the moment for time immemorial.
We have to agree with one female forum commenter who wrote, “I always have to wonder why we think nudity is such a big deal. It’s a breast, half the world has them.”
No, really. That’s all they want. They don’t want to be bogged down with the hassle of a career or a commitment to a long term relationship. No. They. Just. Wanna. Have. Fun. Well, at least according to Cyndi Lauper and jewelry brand Morellato which recently hooked up with Russian model Irina Shayk.
In a recent video, Irina prances around while enjoying her own beauty in the mirror, caressing her own deliciousness and seductively peering out at the viewer with a sultry look that would make even a seasoned Playboy photographer melt.
And according to the brand, all of this is essential and sensual. So to all the young girls out there looking to make your mark on the world, here’s our advice. Stay pretty. Make sure you always have great hair when you leave the house. If you smaller than a D cup, get breast implants. Be sure your bras expose maximum cleavage. Stare at yourself in the mirror for hours on end until you perfect your drool-inducing “you wish you could have sex with me” look. Adopt a “beauty over brains” attitude. And, for God’s sake, make sure you hook up with a rich guy because you’re “just wanna have fun” attitude is never going to make you enough money to support your desired lifestyle.
Last month, we shared the news Lara Stone, the model who sports tooth cleavage as well as some of the finest boob cleavage had, again, hooked up with Calvin Klein to, this time, tout the brand’s Push Positive lingerie collection and push up bra.
At 32D, Stone doesn’t really need a push up bra but her pushed up 32Ds sure do look good in this new video, part of the just launched ad campaign.
The video, set to the tune of Salt n’ Pepa’s Push It, is a double entendre-filled, breast flesh fetish-fest in which Stone thrusts forth her bulging globes of glory while gyrating and asking viewers to “push it good.” And push it it exactly what some will want or need to do after viewing.
But we wonder if near virtual motor-boating and salacious invitations to, well, “push it” with Lara will actually move any product for Calvin Klein. It’ll sure move other things but not the sort of things the brand needs moved to, well, move product.
Anyway, can’t seem to embed YouTube code so here’s the link.
Back in May we asked the ladies if watching Bar Refaeli frolic and writhe atop her bed, recline in a bathtub and not smoke a cigar make you want to run out and buy underwear for your man? Or does it just make your boyfriend horny and beg for a quickie?
We also wondered if watching Bar’s perfection simply made women feel self-conscious about their own less-than-perfect body. Because, let’s be honest, no one looks good when compared to a supermodel.
This week, after seeing Bar sporting what has to be the hottest flight attendant get up ever created, we wonder whether or not all flight attendants will become whimpering, self-conscious puddles of flotsam never again able to look at themselves in the mirror.
Perhaps we can help by directing all flight attendants’ frustrations to lingerie brand Passionista which for a while has worked with Bar pimping its line of sexy underthings. This time around, Bar can be seen looking for the North Pole…in lingerie, resting her bootyliciousness atop a set of suitcases…in lingerie, deciding upon which destination to embark…in lingerie, flaunting her mouthwatering curves to the mon…in lingerie and, yes, donning what has to be the sexiest flight attendant get up ever created…from lingerie.
It’s been a good, long while since flight attendants (formerly known as stewardesses for those youngsters in the audience) where glorified as eye candy in the sky. And that’s a very good thing. But be honest with yourself. You’d love to see a bevy of bodacious Bars saunter down the airplane aisle wearing nothing more than lingerie, bend over positioning their barely covered, bulging cleavage inches from your face and serve you the drink of your choice. Right?
Well no sooner do we highlight a Mentos spoof that’s quite racy for the quirky brand do we receive a very racy new campaign for the brand created by The Martin Agency. Designed to align with the sort of content one might see in various categories of magazines, the agency created ads that would feel right at home in Maxim (shot of a hot ass), InTouch/People/US Weekly (a wardrobe malfunction) and ESPN/Sports Illustrated (a streaker).
The campaign is said to “spotlight the juxtaposition between the innocent quirkiness of Mentos and the not-so-innocent content of the ads.”
We’d have to wholeheartedly agree!
Sort of like a sexed up version of the classic 1980’s Reeses Peanut Butter Cups commercial, Carl’s Jr. has delivered a couple of smoking hot barbecue babes appropriately clad in cleavage-enhancing halter tops, ass cheek revealing short shorts and stem-enhancing FM footwear to tout the marriage of pulled pork and hamburger.
In the ad, the two distractingly delicious ladies, each embodying the qualities of both the girl next door you want to introduce to your mother and the tantalizingly drool-worthy girl you want to slam up against the wall and…oh…sorry…back to the business at hand, tussle at the grill until their gyrations result in the “invention” of the Carl’s Jr. Memphis BBQ Burger.
The two then engage in a sexualized version of interlinked feasting, the likes of which you will never witness anywhere in your life…unless you happen to be the two guys in the commercial who, dumfounded, raise their cameras just in time to capture the embrace.
Bonus: You have to love the ad’s hashtag, #MeatEmbrace. Not to mention the “best pair” double entendre.
These two mesmerizing hometown hotties, thanks to Who is That Hot Ad Girl are Sara Jean Underwood (the blonde) and Emily Ratajkowski (the brunette). Sara is a former Playboy Playmate. She also acts and is a presenter on G4TV’s “Attack Of The Show”. A Tumblr fan site for Emily describes her as having “a body so impossible, it defies reality.” We’d most definitely agree.
Usually when a guy needs to lay some pipe, he does all sorts of stupid stuff to get the girl. But when a girl gets the urge, it’s a bit more subtle. But not when you are a woman under the spell of the Axe Effect. In this case, a woman will do everything she can to get the meat she craves.
Fashion brand Brian Atwood hooked up with Victoria’s Secret angel Candice Swanepoel for a steamy ad campaign. The ads are so steamy that print versions has been banned from hanging from the brand’s Madison Avenue storefront and the video has been pulled from interior taxi video screens.
What all the hubbub about? Nudity. And lots of it. Nudity and a plethora of S&M-like activity. In the ad, Swanepoel sits in an office (naked) and watches herself on video screens engage in a bit of clothed, orgy-like action. It’s fairly tame in actuality but we can see why it was pulled. No one really wants to be caught in a cab with their grandmother when that comes on.
So what’s the next best thing to getting some ass? Staring at some while you drive out to the Hamptons. Yes. Courtesy of European Wax Center, you can stare at all the ass and mouthwateringly delicious abs you want. Just don’t let your mind wander too far. The last thing we need is drivers drooling all over their steering wheels or trying to readjust their package while driving.
Shot by photographer Henrik Halvarsson, the visuals grace jitney buses and encourage viewers to snap a picture and visit the brand’s Facebook page for a discount coupon. Thank you, Strawberry Frog.
You know what they say about making assumptions, right? Well be sure you take that to heart when you view this Japanese Toyota Auris ad which features 19-year-old transgender model Stav Strashko. In the ad, he/she struts towards the vehicle much like a model struts down the catwalk. Looking quite hot we might ad. It’s not until he/she turns around do you realize what you’re looking at. Don’t worry, It’s not a Crying Game shocker. This is advertising so the reveal is much more subtle.
Hot off her sexy Agent Provocateur gig, Monica Cruz is joined by her big sister Penelope in a new Nintendo Super Mario Bros. 2 ad. The sisters, lounging poolside, take each other on in battle and agree the loser will have to dress up as Mario and visit the grocery store. That fate befalls Penelope as her sister watches and laughs.
Lara Stone, the model who sports tooth cleavage as well as some of the finest boob cleavage, is out with a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein, a brand for which she has been modeling for several years.
Who can forget her having sex on a playground for Calvin Klein Jeans or having sex on a dance floor for CK One Shock or flaunting her deliciously curvaceous boobs for Calvin Klein naked Glamour lingerie or seemingly partaking in the brand’s f-bomb dropping billboard?
Her latest work for Calvin Klein touts the brand’s Push Positive lingerie collection
New York-based youth marketing company Campus Solutions will open its first “bra lounge” in the student union of the University of Central Florida. Yes, it’s true. A bra lounge. No, it’s not a place where woman can come to unleash their breasts from the sometimes painful confines of their bras for a bit of untethered relaxation. No. It’s a place where female students can come to learn about their proper bra size (we hear many women have it wrong) while noshing on hors d’oeuvres and drinking non-alcoholic beverages.
The brand behind the bra lounge is Lily of France who will have representatives in the lounge to measure women and point them to the proper bra size in the brand’s catalog. Wait, what? No free bras? Bummer.
Campus Solutions will promote the Bra Lounge with on-campus signage, street teams, sorority events, contests and promotional prizes. Working with the university’s fraternity and sorority system, Campus Solutions will also enlist brand ambassadors throughout campus to promote the lounge.
For it’s Fall 2012 campaign, well known lingerie brand Agent Provocateur has tapped Penelope Cruz’s little sister, the equally hot Monica, for yet another cinematic outing of better-than-advertising proportion.
In the mini-epic, called Wilhelmina, we seen Cruz step out of a carriage into a dark, dingy and wet London street circa sometime in the 1800’s. She enters a building and is led to a back room, a photo studio of sorts where a gruff looking photographer promises his camera will “photograph your true self.”
Well, being a Cruz, Monica’s true self is pretty steamy and dripping with intoxicating sexuality. As Cruz seemingly stands still in her full coverage Victorian gown, the camera’s lens tells and entirely different and, to some, more interesting story.
We like the analogy here that says even the most demurely dressed woman can’t truly be judged by outer looks alone. And by outer looks, we don’t mean Cruz-hot. Any woman, no matter her level of hotness, possesses within herself something that is not externally obvious. A secret, if you will. This, of course, is exactly what lingerie brands pray upon when marketing their undergarments. More so, we would argue, than the outwardly obvious titillation factor.
Agent Provocateur has mastered this approach; positioning itself as some kind of uber inner fuel woman can call upon when needed…and reveal only to those truly worthy of her precious time.
In highschool it was cool to have sex in a car. Oh wait, not really. We had sex in cars back then because it’s not like we could bring our date to our parents house and have explosive sex within earshot of mom and dad.
But for adults, there’s no reason to have sex in a car. No reason at all. And housing site Idealista knows this. To convince those adults who are still doing it in the backseat they need to grow up and get a place of their own, the brand…shows people doing it in the backseat and getting caught. Yet another hazard of doing in an automobile parked where just about anyone can stumble upon you with a camera and plaster you all over the internet. Back in the day, at least you could plead with the picture taker not please, please, please not develop the film. Yes, kids, film.
Anyway, the ad is hilarious and does a wonderful job making its point. Love the use of Sin with Sebastian’s Shut Up and Sleep With Me.
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