Hasta La Creative!

And boy does she need it. (Janice Dickinson fills us with dangerous emotions, mostly of rage and quiet angst.)

Over two years ago, Dannon began promoting its Activia yogurt with the special ingredient, Bifidus Regularis, a “nonsense word that’s been trademarked,” as dubbed by American Copywriter.

Justin Timberlake has hooked up with Parfums Givenchy to be the brands spokesmodel for an un-named fragrance to be launched in August.

For the record, we’ve never felt a compulsion to watch Joss Stone wrap her lips around a chocolate shaft. But don’t mind us, Cadbury. We just work here.

Champion (is that what you call them?) Alesha Dixon of Strictly Come Dancing stars in this valium-esque Ford Focus ad, which debuted February 1st on Ford.co.uk. Cake masterminded it, tapping Alesha for her number-one status among the Brits, and included nifty knick-knacks like instruments made of real car parts.

Remember Debbie Gibson? You know, the one whose many hits include “Only in my Dreams” and “Electric Youth”?

We do, but just barely.

Radiating gorgeous beauty and steamy sexuality all at once, Anne Hathaway stormed the scene a few years ago in a little movie called The Princess Diaries which turned ouut to be not so little after all spawning a sequel….