Hasta La Creative!

Aqui está a cena excluída de “The Dark Knight Rises” que mostra como Blake realmente convenceu Bruce Wayne largar a bengala e voltar à ativa.

Christopher Nolan já considera lançar um Director’s Cut para transformar seu filme em um musical.

Como disse o leitor @marcos__freitas, que mandou a dica, essa zerou o jogo de paródias de “Call Me Maybe”. Parem, por favor!

Depois do jump tem a letra.

I Rang your Wayne Manor Bell
Your secrets I’ll never tell
But things aren’t going so well
Oh yeah and by the way,

This Harvey dent day is crap
I know that you took the wrap
Its been eight years and no bat
And so I gotta say

Your dread was holding
Smoke bombs you were throwing
Dark Knight, cape was flowin
What the hell you doing lately!?

Hey, when I met you
It was crazy
A Lamborghini
And two hot ladies

You tried to look like
You were happy
But you were batman
And really angry

Hey, when I met you
You were crazy
You Drove a tumbler
Through Gotham city

And all the orphan boys
Tried to haze me
I know you’re batman
So stop being lazy

They say your pissing in jars
You got long nails and weird scars
And that you don’t drive your cars
Oh yeah and by the way

I think this cat lady steals,
She’s doing back flips in heels
Acting like its no big deal
And did I mention bane.

His fame is growing
Weird mask muscles showin
Almost killed Jim Gordon
What you gonna do about it!?

Hey, When I met you
It was crazy
You drove a tumbler
In Gotham city

It’s hard to walk right
With a bad knee
Go see a doctor
A Leg brace maybe

Hey when I met you,
You were crazy
You Used a sky hook
To kidnapp Chinese

This harvey dent day
It don’t phaze me
We need the batman
So Quit being lazy

Before you were the Dark Knight
Gotham was so bad
It was so bad
I mean like so so bad

Before you were the dark knight
Gotham was so bad
Now we miss batman
So just be bat bat-man

It’s hard fight crime
From the east wing
So ride your bat pod
And shoot that gun thing

Hey when I met you,
You were crazy
You drove a tumbler
Through Gotham City

And all The orphan boys
Tried to haze me
I know you’re batman
So stop being lazy

Before this Bane guy steals your cash
Just shave your mustache
shave off your mustache
Just Shave off your mustache

Don’t put on the batman mask
With a mustache
Just shave your mustache
There is no bat-man-stache

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Você certamente já deve ter visto dezenas de paródias da infernal música “Call Me Maybe”, porém, eu garanto que nenhuma tão legal quanto essa.

O Cookie Monster, ou Come-Come para os mais antigos, de “Vila Sésamo” é que comanda essa genial versão. Para crianças de todas as idades.

“You got cookie, so share it maybe.”

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