Scarlett Johansson Replaces Penelope Cruz As Mango Spokesmodel

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Scarlett Johansson, whose chest Woody Allen simply cannot stop staring at, has landed a new spokesmodel gig for fashion label Mango.

Burger King’s Ad Campaign: Ignorant

Burger KingAnother faux pas from the now controversial brand, Burger King. This time, instead of offending an entire country, it went after an entire religion. Burger King’s latest ad release includes the Hindu Goddess Lakshmi sitting in front of the new “Texican Whopper.” The tagline is ‘La merienda es sagrada’ – the snack is sacred.

It seems as though Burger King has taken the “even-negative-press-is-still-press” approach to its advertising strategy because, as Ad Age eloquently explained, “…It’s easy to assume that it was planned: Particularly “edgy” work is sent abroad with the expectation that it will soon reverberate on American soil, accompanied by lots and lots of news coverage.”

Ad Age goes on to discuss ad agency involvement and the debate of who did what and who’s affiliated with which campaign, but quite frankly, I think that all are responsible. Whether or not Crispin was involved overseas or another small agency was contracted by the franchise, the point is that the entire brand suffers. Truly. It’s clear that Burger King has lost control of its brand to a point that it’s now globally hurting consumer loyalty. That, or Burger King has the absolute worst brand positioning plan.

The ads were created in an attempt to increase sales. As CNNMoney reported, an increase in sales does not mean an increase in profit. So, what logic is there in creating campaigns that will discourage buyers faith in the brand by offending them? The fact of the matter is that as a straggling brand attempting to follow in the shadows of the golden arches, you DON’T TOUCH RELIGION. Anyone heard from Mel Gibson lately? You’re not just offending that religion, you’re offending anyone who believes in religious respect.

What should we expect in the next ad, Burger King, swastika fries?

Rena Prizant is a Copywriter, Ad Creative and mammal in the Chicago area. Visit www.RenaPrizant.com or @WriteLeft.


Nike Supports Local Community With ‘Back Your Block’

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Getting all power of the human spirit on us, Nike is out with Back Your Block

Cannes Lions: Real Winnars in Film, Interactive and Titanium; Perspective on Our Horizons

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Saturday night: the show to end all shows, the one people actually queue in line for.

George Lois Did Not Solely Create VW ‘Think Small’ Campaign

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On a recent episode of This American Life, Sarah Koenig, tells the story of her father, famed copywriter Julian Koenig

GoDaddy’s Got Some New Snatch. And It’s a Golfer!

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Here’s a new GoDaddy spot that will neither change your life nor get you off. In it, two preppyland hotties on a golf course find an enchanted genie lamp.

Iran Gets SocNetted Up, Contextual Dating Sadness, Scowls Over CK

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– Twitter delays scheduled downtime, following the Iranian elections, to give Iranian users a platform for protest/discussion/covert tweet-ups/etc.

If Corona’s Not Tripped-Out Over Financial Ruin, Why On Earth Should You Be?

Corona demonstrates how to make good use of the newspapers that’ve spent the last six months foretelling our economic doom, bleeding woe like a car crash we have to relive every. single. fucking. day. And as for that BlackBerry…

Emma Watson Brings Charm to Burberry

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Fresh out the Harry Potter franchise, Emma Watson returns to earth on behalf of Burberry, which managed to score her in full postpubescent splendour.

Tim Gunn Touts Tide. Consumer Reports Corrects Him

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Tim Gunn knows a thing or two about fashion. By association, he knows a thing or two about laundry detergent. Strike that.

Blow-Hardy Shuttleworth Brings the ‘Tude to Yorkshire Tea

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John Shuttleworth appears in this BMB-created ad for Yorkshire Tea, just pompous enough to nicely serve up the ad’s two themes.

Your 9 to 5 is Noble. And After, There Will Be Beer!

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You, little dish-fitter. You bring us … Pets Do the Funniest Things. In HD!”

Burberry Hits New York With Celebu-Fest

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Last night Burberry had a celebu-fest to celebrate its addition to the New York skyline.

The King Wakes Your Sleepy Ass

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It’s not like Burger King commercials could get any weirder.

Axe/Lynx Make Your Maracas Massive.

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When Shirley Temple was around four years old, she participated in this series of shorts called “Baby Burlesques.” In one, she poses as a bar maid while scrappy boys dressed like seedy men court her with progressively larger lollipops.

Walk-In Fridge or Subservient Icebox? Heineken Pushes Both.

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Heineken follows up its ultra-popular walk-in fridge spot with “Walking Fridge.”

E-Ink Hoodoo Spooks Prince of Darkness

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Ozzy Osbourne appears in his third (or fourth?) Samsung spot, this time for the Alias 2.

Simply Put, Samsung Fails at Amateur Video

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It’s with relief that we can say successful online video campaigns have evolved from the astroturf amateur days.

Ajay Bhatt is a God.

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And that’s all Intel has to say about that.

Because You Should Be Able to Grill a Rabbit While Charging Your Cell Phone.

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Brunton promotes its futuristic camping gear (grills, solar panels and the like) by riffing off imagery that looks suspiciously like the covers of paperback science fiction novels — particularly those of the Asimov persuasion.