Billionaire Fight Club: DNC Diary, Day 3
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In Wednesday’s episode of “Billionaire Fight Club,” Mike “Little Gulp” Bloomberg entered the ring to deliver a smackdown to Donald “The Hair” Trump. In just under 12 minutes, the diminutive former mayor of New York City destroyed the towering builder of gaudy towers and left the audience gobsmacked. Who knew Little Gulp had it in him?
At the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, the crowd loooooved Mayor Mike’s bare-knuckled speech. His best bits were not only the applause lines they were carefully engineered to be, but laugh lines. Across the four nights of the Republican National Convention I sat through in Cleveland last week, and the three nights so far of the DNC in Philly, this is the one speech that’s elicited the most LOLs. People around me kept on leaping to their feet to applaud while laughing and saying “Burn!”
“Trump says he wants to run our nation like he runs his business?,” Bloomberg said at one point, waiting a beat to deliver the punchline: “God help us.”
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