Feb
12
Animals: Adorable and Delicious
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Like many Americans, I find myself in the awkward position of regarding animals as both adorable and delicious. On one hand, during my daily constitutional, I can't help but ambush every non-handbag-sized dog with a tummy rub and a "Who's a good boy? YOU are! YOU are!" On the other, cheeseburgers rule. Hypocritical? Probably. That hasn't stopped me from lounging in front of Animal Planet while noshing on processed pig innards, even though the network has never entirely won me over.
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