Bionic Lobster Takes On Disability, Alienation, Maniacal Chef

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“After finding a Leatherman on the ocean floor, our hero transformed himself from clawless freak into BIONIC LOBSTER: the handiest lobster alive.”

U.K.’s Birmingham longs to be in Alabama

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To be fair, the two great Birminghams of the world have a lot in common. Both were hubs of the Industrial Revolution, and today they’re both ethnically diverse and focused around service industries. So, can we really blame city officials in Birmingham, England, for accidentally featuring the Birmingham, Alabama, skyline in a recent flier? Well, yes, apparently we can. The poor Brummie City Council has been getting mocked relentlessly by folks on both sides of the Atlantic since featuring Alabama’s buildings in a recycling flier labeled “Thank you, Birmingham!” But as a proud resident of the American Birmingham, I refuse to join the chortling masses. I mean, we’ve had our own silliness to deal with lately. Instead, I will simply extend a warm, conciliatory note across the pond and say, “You’re welcome, Birmingham!”

—Posted by David Griner

Pop-culture reviews bordering on useless

Phrazit Phrazit is a new Web service that provides ultra-condensed reviews of movies, TV shows, music and such—all culled from users’ extremely brief input and presented in the ever-popular tag-cloud form. An example: the Phrazit cloud for The Dark Knight tells us, among other things, that the film is “amazing,” “awesome,” “intense,” “hyped,” “not as good as Wall-E,” “overhyped,” “overrated,” “phenomenal” and “really long,” and predicts that it “will beat Titanic.” It’s almost like I was there—and really, really confused. A couple of jokers (ha!) even offer some spoilers. Discourse isn’t dead in the age of instantaneous data transmission—it just cuts to the chase, but doesn’t dig very deep. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to start a Phrazit cloud for Styx. For some reason, the word “why?” immediately comes to mind.

—Posted by David Gianatasio

Offensive or Effective?

I saw this commercial for Himani Fast Relief done by Ambience Publicis on Creativity Online. I think it’s clever, but I’m not sure it’s not offensive. And was the goat really necessary?

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McCain ads continue to just piss people off

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Speaking of John McCain’s pop-culture exploits, he’s currently in trouble with Jackson Browne for using his song “Running on Empty” in campaign ads. Only a Republican would crib a song from a guy who hasn’t had a hit in like 20 years. But it might not be McCain’s fault. According to his campaign, “the ad in question is not a McCain campaign ad but one put together by the Ohio Republican Party.” Really, it doesn’t matter who made the ad, because someone thought associating the phrase “Running on Empty” with McCain would help his chances. And people thought Bush was dumb.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

Radio Alert: It’s Now Mike Minus Mad Dog

On Thursday, WFAN’s “Mike and the Mad Dog” became just Mike, when Chris Russo left the station abruptly, ending the most formidable duo in sports-talk radio.

Never endanger your beloved goatee again

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Scott Bonge was a man with a dream. A weird dream that probably resulted from his eating too close to bedtime, but a dream nonetheless—involving a simple, hassle-free way to evenly shave his goatee. Now, after much effort, his GoateeSaver, described by many in the blogosphere as a Hannibal Lecter mask, has arrived. I personally think it looks like the mouthpiece from an industrial respirator, but as long as it doesn’t cut anyone’s face off, I won’t protest it. After all, men have suffered worse in the name of comfort.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

Advertising’s Role In The Mortgage Crisis

Today’s New York Times features an article that pulls no punches in suggesting that in recent years, more aggressive advertising prodded consumers to take out risky home equity loans:

“Live Richly.”

That catchy slogan, dreamed up by the Fallon Worldwide advertising agency, was pitched in 1999 to executives at Citicorp who were looking for a way to lure Americans to financial products like home equity loans. But some in the room did not like it. They worried the phrase would encourage people to live exorbitantly, says Stephen A. Cone, a top Citi marketer at the time.

Still, “Live Richly” won out. The advertising campaign, which cost some $1 billion from 2001 to 2006, urged people to lighten up about money and helped persuade hundreds of thousands of Citi customers to take out home equity loans — that is, to borrow against their homes. As one of the ads proclaimed: “There’s got to be at least $25,000 hidden in your house. We can help you find it.”

The portion of people who have home equity lines more than 30 days past due stands 55 percent above its average since the American Bankers Association began tracking it around 1990; delinquencies on home equity loans are 45 percent higher. Hundreds of thousands are delinquent, owing banks more than $10 billion on these loans, often on top of their first mortgages.

None of this would have been possible without a conscious effort by lenders, who have spent billions of dollars in advertising to change the language of home loans and with it Americans’ attitudes toward debt.

Yes, I know, I know: Personal responsibility. Advertising doesn’t force people to do anything. Consumers need to read the fine print. Don’t write checks your butt can’t cash.

But in example after example in this article (along with an accompanying visual slide show of ads), advertising sure made falling into debt sound easy and attractive. And throughout the economy, we’re paying the price for it.

NBC’s online Olympics coverage generates high traffic

LONDON – NBC’s online coverage of the Olympics has drawn in 25m users in its first week, which is more viewers than the whole of the Athens Olympic online coverage attracted.

If you find this sexy, you have some issues

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One of our favorite trawlers of the Internet, Dear Jane Sample, found this tremendously disturbing 1976 ad for Love’s Baby Soft while innocently (sexily?) searching for something else. Was there really a time when this ad was kosher? Or did Roman Polanski just ruin this creepy subgenre for everybody when he was arrested a year after this ad came out?

—Posted by David Griner

Vending-machine snacks get much cooler

BestbuymachineBig-box big boy Best Buy is installing electronics vending machines in major airports, which will allow you to swipe your credit card and purchase small electronic items like digital cameras and accessories, flash drives, MP3 players, portable gaming devices and the like. The machines are already available in a number of major airports (read: places where you’re suffering through a layover at and have nothing better to do) and will continue rolling out until Sept. 1. Vending machines are famously common in Japan. They’re like jingles—if you sell stuff, you’ve got to have one (or two or three right outside your 24-hour convenience store). It’s a great way to get brand presence without the hassle of a storefront. If you’re thinking about automating your brand, ZoomSystems is the company behind Best Buy’s new machines. The little vending screens even play company advertising! One of the nice things about a vending machine, particularly for an international airport, is that unlike your ordinary, bored, 16-year-old clerk, whose only credential is a collared shirt with a logo, a vending machine can talk to your customers in whatever language they choose. It’s totally kakkoii!

—Posted by Rebecca Cullers

Stardoll most popular among tweenage web surfers

LONDON – Fashion community website Stardoll has come top in a ranking of websites among ‘tweenage’ web users, with 32% of its British users under the age of 12, according to Neilsen Online ratings.

A-level results time boosts student and finance websites

LONDON – Student and financial-related websites have the greatest affinity among 18 to 22-year-olds, according to Nielsen Online research for the month of June.

ITV1 misery continues with just 2.6m for ‘Harley Street’

LONDON – ITV1’s medical drama ‘Harley Street’ was watched by a lowly 2.6m viewers last night, with BBC One documentary ‘Traffic Cops’ easily winning the primetime slot.

Lowe resigns Stella Artois account after 26 years

LONDON – InBev is looking for a new agency to handle its global Stella Artois account, following news that Lowe has resigned the business after 26 years.

Business cards for Diving Instructor = wet. (Thailand)

Brief: Create a business card for a diving instructor.

Solution: Manually make cards that have actually been wet to imply that this guy spends most of his time in the water.

Response: Diving instructors classes were fully booked for up to four months in advance.

Kudos: BBDO Bangkok
Designer: Raj Deepak Das (also Creative group head/ Art Director)
Contango (Photographer)
Suthisak Sucharittanonta (Chief Creative Officer)
Weerachon Weeraworawit (Creative Director/ writer)
Kajnarong Inpornvichitr (Creative Group Head/ Art Director)

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Little Gordon Ramsay hates white fucking anemic bread, and slow service.

You know had I’d prefer not to post youbloodytube crap here, so much so that only a perfect imitation of Gordon Ramsey as delivered by a nine-year old kid changes my mind. It’s caterer.com that has a campaign with little Gordon – and why? A caterer.com rep said to adfreak they’re doing this “show new industry talent how enjoyable and attractive the sector is.” Yeah, uhm, that’s working.

More inside folks – Little Gordon rips a manager a new one after waiting an hour for his starter. “I ordered the chicken an hour ago, and I can only presume that you’re waiting for the eggs to hatch, yes?”

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Icahn nominees appointed to Yahoo board

LONDON – Yahoo has appointed former Viacom and Universal Studios chief Frank Biondi and former Nextel Partners boss John Chapple to its board of directors, fulfilling a pledge it made to settle a shareholder tussle with billionaire investor Carl Icahn.

Informa bidders discuss joint offer

LONDON – Private equity firm Blackstone is in discussions with rivals Carlyle Group and Providence Equity about making a joint bid for B2B publishing company Informa, according to reports.

Invesco Perpetual pulls plug on creative pitch

LONDON – Invesco Perpetual has decided not to appoint an agency after whittling its pitching agencies down to one.