It???s not just the ads that are half wasted

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It???s 2 a.m. You walk out of a bar. You???re wasted. Wanna take a minute and answer some trivia questions for Metacafe???s upcoming interactive game show, Buzzed? Sure you do!
  Host: Our first category is sports. Question: Who is baseball???s all-time home run king?
  Contestant No. 1: Brrroouggrrhh…
  Host: Barry Bonds! That???s correct! And disgusting, I might add! OK, contestant No. 2, your category is politics. Name the current president of the United States.
  Contestant No. 2: She left me. I gave her the best years of my life. Then one day … hic … she???s just gone.
  Host: Heartbreaking story, No. 2. The correct answer, however, is George W. Bush. Contestant No. 3, you???ve drawn potpourri. Here???s a tough one: What is your own name?
  Contestant No. 3: W-wait, I know this.
  Host: I need an answer.
  Contestant No. 3: Kei…f… Keif…
  Host: Close enough! Keifer Sutherland, troubled tough-guy star of motion pictures and television, is the correct answer! Thanks for being our special surprise guest!
  Contestant No. 3: You can???t film this. Drinking violates my probation!
  Host: Well, maybe you???ll think twice next time before you get … Buzzed!

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WPP’s Group M Consolidates Local Broadcast Buying


NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — WPP's Group M will consolidate the local broadcast units of its three major media agencies, MindShare, Mediaedge:cia and MediaCom, in a move to tackle local marketplace issues and create operational efficiencies.

Proximity adds digital work from Harveys

LONDON – Proximity London has strengthened its two year relationship with Harveys with an appointment to handle the furniture retailer’s digital re-branding.

McCann nets £3m Staples account

LONDON – Staples, the office supplies retailer, has appointed McCann Erickson to handle its £3 million UK advertising account.

Paulie Walnuts Wants A Real Denny’s Breakfast

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If you’ve ever watched The Sopranos, you’ll love this new Denny’s commercial featuring the Paulie Walnuts character Tony Sirico.

AdBrite Delivers Super Bowl Sized Audience For 20 Percent of the Cost

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Online ad network AdBrite would like the Super Bowl-obsessed advertising industry to know an advertiser, using the company’s full page ad unit, could buy 100 million impression for just 20 percent of the cost of a Super Bowl Spot.

Faerie Bags – Fantasy Theme for Prada

(TrendHunter.com) Fantasy themes are a ubiquitous feature on the catwalk, and anything to do with faeries appears to be a persistent trend. The latest Prada collection features the fairy theme on handbags, shoes, some of its packaging. I personally would prefer a more ethereal representation of my favorite mythical b…

E4 starts new Skins series online with MySpace tie-up

LONDON – E4 is launching the new series of teen drama ‘Skins’ on its website and on MySpace.com before it broadcasts the show on television.

Old Navy Wants to Shake Off Discount Rep


NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — Old Navy: your new fashion destination. The division of the struggling Gap Inc. is trying to shake off its traditional discount image with a new logo and marketing campaign for the spring 2008 season aimed at women in their 20s. The aim is to recapture some of the market share lost to competitors such as Target in recent years.

???Playboy??? picks 21 sexiest ads of all time

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In its February issue, Playboy offers its ranking of the 21 sexiest American TV commercials of all time. (The rankings have been omitted from the online version, and you???re encouraged to vote.) In the print edition, Paris Hilton???s sudsy washing of a Bentley, performed while also munching on a Carl???s Jr. burger, comes in at No. 21 (probably so they could lead the feature with a big pic of Paris). The list reaches all the way back to 1967 and Gunilla Knutson???s Noxzema Girl spot (No. 15), and up to a present-day Axe commercial (No. 19). Suzanne Somers makes the list with her much-admired Thighmaster work (No. 14), and faux-sexy is represented via the Herbal Essences campaign (No. 9). The rest of the top 10 is dominated by fragrances, lingerie and Calvin Klein. We won???t give away No. 1, except to say it features Tanya Ballinger and Kitana Baker doing a little passionate mud-wrestling. Somehow, this spot for Mac???s stores didn???t make the cut. What else did they leave off?

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Yahoo’s Yang Sees a Challenging 2008


NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — Yahoo's situation may get tougher before it gets better. As the company reported fourth-quarter earnings, CEO Jerry Yang warned of "headwinds" in 2008. The internet giant's earnings fell 23% in the fourth quarter as net income was $206 million, or 15 cents per diluted share, down from $269 million, or 19 cents per diluted share, for the same period in 2006.

Talked to Luke last night.

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Tug and I had a great time talking with the one-and-only Luke Sullivan last night. He’s more proof that the most talented people in this business are also the most down-to-earth. We talked for about an hour. That’s enough for two podcasts. I’ll get to work on cutting those right away. Of course, we all know what happens this Sunday. AC was founded on breaking down the Super Bowl spots and we plan to do that again. So, expect to hear the Luke podcasts later on next week. In the meantime, Luke said we could leak a few snippets of the new content from the third edition of "Hey, Whipple, Squeeze This." Enjoy:

Try something naughty. I do not mean do a pee-pee joke. (Oh lordy, please, please . . . no pee-pee jokes. No fart jokes. No scatology. Please, just stop it.)
What I am suggesting here is that you do something naughty. Maybe naughty isn’t the right word. How about controversial? My thesaurus also suggests: devilish, sneaky, disobedient, mischievous, willful, wayward, bad, or recalcitrant. Do something you’re not supposed to do. Break a rule of some kind. Come up with an idea that makes you say, “We can’t do that, can we?” That’s a sign it’s a strong idea. The other question to ask is: “Will somebody talk about this idea if we do it?” Sticking messages into dog poop at the park qualifies, I think, on both counts. It’s a controversial sort of idea somebody might talk about.
Beaming an anti government message onto the side of city hall is naughty.
Airing a free video on a hotel’s adult channel is naughty. Running a small-space ad with a headline “Fur Coat Storage Services” is naughty. Well, it is when you know the rich ladies who called the number got a recorded message from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals about the cruelty of the fur business and how they should “donate” their fur for proper burial. In Warren Berger’s book Hoopla, CP+B’s Alex Bogusky observes, “If you’re about to spend advertising dollars on a campaign and you can’t imagine that anybody is going to write about it or talk about it, you might want to rethink it. It means you probably missed injecting a truth or social tension into it.” A truth. A social tension. Now we’re getting to the nut of it. Think of truth, or social tension, or naughtiness as the bad guy in a movie. Ever notice how the bad guy is usually a movie’s most interesting character? Kids wanna be Darth Vader, not Luke. On Halloween, I’ve never seen anybody wearing a Jamie Lee Curtis mask; it’s always Michael Myers. Bad is good. The bad guy disrupts. He changes things, makes them interesting. Bad means gettin’ some “Bom Chicka Wah Wah” from the Axe Effect or doing things in Vegas that have to stay there. Bad is why the Subservient Chicken is wearing a garter belt. Do something devilish, disobedient, sneaky, mischievous, willful, wayward, bad, or recalcitrant. At every turn of the way, question authority.

Question marks raised over DAB

LONDON – The launch of a second national digital radio multiplex could delay DAB progress, a leading analyst has warned.

Dubai luxury resort developer seeks ad agency

LONDON – Kerzner International, the holiday resort developer, is holding a pitch to find an agency to handle above-the-line advertising for its latest luxury resort in Dubai.

Nissan to promote Micra and Note with mail-out

LONDON – Nissan is launching a direct mail campaign created by Tullo Marshall Warren to promote its Micra and Note cars.

NS&I appoints Kitcatt Nohr to direct account

LONDON – National Savings & Investments has appointed Kitcatt Nohr Alexander Shaw to handle its direct marketing account, after a two-way fight with incumbent EHS Brann.

Blinkx beefs-up how-to content

LONDON – Video search engine Blinkx has expanded its library after securing content from several how-to video websites.

UK fuels JCDecaux 2007 performance

LONDON – JCDecaux’s UK operation enjoyed a successful 2007, posting a 13.6 per cent increase in reported revenue, against the backdrop of an 8.2 per cent rise in revenues globally last year.

Universal McCann seals Telegraph movie promo

LONDON – Universal McCann has secured a six-figure campaign to promote Telegraph Media Group’s Film DVD giveaway, which runs over the first weekend in February.

Ryanair squares up to ASA over schoolgirl ad

LONDON – Ryanair has provoked a showdown with advertising watchdogs by refusing to withdraw an ad showing a schoolgirl dressed in a sexually provocative way.