Hasta La Creative!

The Internet not only doesn't forget, it will slap you around if you pretend it does. JPMorgan Chase, which has racked up more than $30 billion in fines and legal fees, announced a Twitter chat earlier this week—a Q&A with JPMorgan vice chairman Jimmy Lee.

Tomorrow at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions for 1 hour. Tweet your Q early using #AskJPM

— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 13, 2013

The response was immediate, vast and hysterical.

How much blood do your executives consume on a monthly basis? #AskJPM

— phreak corps (@freakcorps) November 14, 2013

Whenever I feel like a failure about an idea I came up with, I'll remember the #askjpm hashtag and feel better about myself.

— Jherane (@Jherane_) November 14, 2013

Do you have a secret jail in your offices so your executives get at least one chance to see the inside of one? #AskJPM

— David Dayen (@ddayen) November 13, 2013

As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance? #AskJPM

— Tim Donovan (@tadonovan) November 13, 2013

What's your favorite type of whale? #AskJPM

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) November 13, 2013

#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?

— Charlotte (@LoftusCharlotte) November 13, 2013

It's a touch reminiscent of last year's #McDStories debacle. McDonald's had started that hashtag with the hope that its followers would share nostalgic stories about Saturday-afternoon Happy Meals with their grandparents. Yeah, no.

These #McDStories never get old, kinda like a box of McDonald's 10 piece Chicken McNuggets left in the sun for a week.

— Nicholas Taylor (@NicholastTaylor) January 23, 2012

JPMorgan has responded to the #AskJPM backlash with a simple, straightforward tweet that was just short of saying, "That Q&A? LOL, please disregard."

Tomorrow's Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.

— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 14, 2013

Via Fast Company.