Flight Attendent ‘Tells’ Passengers ‘You’re All Going to Die’

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In a new Lowe and Partners Prague-created Czech Republic ad for “relaxing” soft drink Zenonade, a flight attendent, while performing pre-flight instructions, tells herself, “I’m going to be the first to leave this plane, and you’re all going to die.” The camera then scans the cabin and she adds, “Dead. Dead. Dead.” Finally, she points at herself and says, “Alive.”

While an ad like this might normally cause an outcry, reaction has been controversy-free. Lowe and Partners CEO Martin Lochman told The Huffington Post, “I expected it to be worse. This is not meant to be serious.”

The ad’s strategy resulted from the brand having never been officially tested for its “relaxing” properties hence, it must be consumed “at your own risk.”

JCPenney Humbly Acknowledges Missteps in New Ad

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With forthright honesty and humility, a new JCPenney ad acknowledges its missteps over the past year and humbly asks that people give them a second change.

The ad’s voiceover says, “It’s no secret. Recently, JCPenney changed. Some changes you liked, and some you didn’t. But what matters with mistakes is what we learn. We learned a very simple thing: to listen to you. To hear what you need to make your life more beautiful. Come back to JCPenney. We heard you. Now, we’d love to see you.”

It’s not often a brand admits its mistakes but in today’s social media-fueled openness, honestly facing challenging situations rather than attempting to sweep them under the carpet is the smart way to go.

Windows Phone Implies Apple, Samsung Users Are Bickering Idiots

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In a move which attempts to place the brand apart from and above the Apple vs. Samsung battle, Windows Phone is out with a CP+B-created ad that paints Apple and Samsung users as bickering idiots.

In the midst of a wedding, a man with an “enormous phone” blocks the view of an iPhone user. A middle aged woman instructs Siri to search for “one trick pony” and a Samsung user responds, “Aren’t you a little young to have an iPhone?”

All hell then breaks lose with the two camps entering into a full-on, across-the-aisle brawl of epic proportion all while a very calm waiter and waitress — who are using Windows Phone-enabled Nokia Lumia 920s, ‘natch — look on. The waiter asks the waitress, “You think if they knew about Nokia Lumia they’d stop fighting all the time?” to which the waitress responds, “I don’t know. I think they kind of like fighting.”

It’s an interesting approach though, truth be told, the one brand rising above the fray really is Apple which just goes along informing their public how great their iPhone is without acknowledging the competition.

Innocence Returns in Coke’s Story of Young Love

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Fitzgerald and Co. has created a beautifully innocent commercial for Coke which will air during the NBA playoffs. The spot, which follows the growing closeness of two teens as they spend the day together at an amusement park, is a welcome return to a time when simply spending time with one another was enough.

There’s never a knowing wink or hint of anything more than the wonder of budding young love. It’s almost shocking in this day and age of instant gratification and a certain rush to grow up before one has even had a chance to experience childhood.

Thank you, Coke. Thanks you, Fitzgerald and Co.

Del Taco Joins Dirty Word Trend

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Un-fucking-believable! In just a few short weeks, we have a dirty word trend. Yes, people. It all started with Kmart’s Ship My Pants. Then Fresh & Easy joined in with f&easy. And now we have Del Taco’ UnFreshingBelievable.

Created by Camp + King, this Green Dot Films-produced commercial aims to convince people Del Taco really does make its tacos with real chicken, real cilantro and real, slow-cooked beans. Who knew? Un-fucking-believable, people!

Bank Ad Shot With iPhone 5. Still Boring

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If this Allied Irish Bank ad were just in the usual fashion with some expensive camera, it wouldn’t be news. But because it was shot using an iPhone 5, suddenly it’s a big deal. But that can’t change the fact the ad is still a boring bank ad.

The spot is simple landscape imagery shot from a moving train. Not that there’s anything wrong with landscape shots but the ad isn’t really all that captivating.

Of the work, Rothco Creative Director Damian Hanley said, “It was a big decision to shoot the ads on the iPhone. But once we did some preliminary tests, we knew that they were able to deliver high quality footage.” Via.

Fresh & Easy Does ‘Ship My Pants’ With Cuter Actors

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Slightly similar to Kmart’s recent Ship My Pants word play comes this Ignited-created work for Fresh & Easy. A music video entitled f&easy (yes, it is supposed to sound like what you think it sounds like) touts the brand’s, well, fresh and easy approach to groceries. The song was written by Tony Award winning composer Jeff Marx and Julian Hornik.

It’s a catchy enough ditty but nowhere near as hilarious as Kmart’s Ship My Pants. The actors, however, are far easier on the eyes.

Additional campaign elements will include online, radio, outdoor, TV and mobile.

Evian Babies Are Back!

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Remember back in 2009 when BETC came out with Roller Babies for Evian? Well you should. The video, which featured a bunch of babies rocking out on roller skates, garnered upwards of 90 million views.

Now, BETC, along with help from We Are From LA, is out with a bit of a reprise. This time, it’s all about getting down with your inner baby and how it’s not really a bad thing to “live young” every once in a while.

n this outing, the babies appear to adults as reflections of their younger selves. The babies, and adults alike, then groove some dance moves to a Yusek remix of Ini Kamoze’s “Here Comes the Hotstepper.”

Additional campaign elements will include posters and outdoor executions depicting adults along with their baby selves. Also, an app, Baby & Me, will use facial recognition to transform uploaded pictures of adults into their baby selves.

2009 version:

Belgian Beer Makes American Men Look Like Pansy Ass Wimps

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Men will do anything for a beer. In America, it’s usually something stupid like hiding it in a giant fake swiss cheese so the ladies won’t find it. But when it comes to Belgian beer Jupiler, men don’t pussy foot around. No they team up for some macho, Chuck Norris-like action to get what they feel they rightfully deserve. Even if what happens in this ad amounts to stealing.

But let’s not quibble, the ad is a welcome detour from what has become America’s embarrassingly pansy ass male beer drinker — or at least the pansy ass picture of men painted by American advertising agencies.

Matrix’s Agent Smith Touts GE’s Brilliant Machines

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In an advertising coup like none we’ve seen in a while — and a bold move for a conservative brand — GE hooked up with Hugo Weaving who once again donned his shades and Agent Smith suit from the Matrix movies.

The ad, which debuted this past weekend, has Agent Smith walking the hallways of a hospital touting the brilliance of GE software which allows it to “be in many places at the same time” — all while Agent Smith, himself, appears in many places at once.

The ad, created by BBDO New York, carries the menacing vibe of the Matrix movies so much so that you wonder if GE, itself, isn’t developing a Matrix of its own. Which, given the supposed prowess of its software, might not be so far from the truth.

The ad ends will a brilliant nod to the movie’s red of blue pill scenario.

K-Mart Helps You Shit(p) Your Pants

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In a classic riff on “shit my pants,” K-Mart is out with an ad entitled Ship My Pants. And, yes, that’s pretty much all they say throughout the entire ad. And, yes, it does sound like everyone is saying “shit my pants.” Except for the the guy who says “I just shipped the bed.”

The ad received two minutes of commentary this morning from Matt Lauer on Good Morning America, likely reaching more people than the ad ever will.

The ad touts the brand’s new online shipping service.

Progressive Stamps Out ‘Rate Suckers’ With Snapshot

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This is funny. Hilarious, actually. What would it be like if you were driving down the road and all of a sudden “rate suckers” attacked your vehicle? That’s the premise of a new — and very different — Progressive Insurance ad created by Arnold Worldwide.

Looking for a stark contrast from its popular Superstore ads, starring Flo, Progressive tapped Director Ruben Fleischer of “Zombieland” and “Gangster Squad” fame for the campaign. The spots feature “rate suckers” latching themselves onto unassuming cars with their mouths–literally sucking the insurance rates of good drivers.

Progressive Chief Marketing Officer Jeff Charney explains rate sucking, saying, “A Rate Sucker is simply an over-the-top manifestation of an underpriced driver and can be anybody — your mom, the guy next door, the waiter at your favorite restaurant. We all probably know somebody we’re subsidizing. Snapshot helps solve that problem; showing consumers that their good driving can reduce the impact other drivers have on their rate. This campaign is our line in the sand to the industry and a wakeup call to consumers.”

Of course, the Progressive solution seems a bit Big Brotherish.

Coke Zero Teaches Guys How to Be A Zero

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When this new Coke Zero “Video Games” commercial, part of the brand’s “It’s Not Your Fault” campaign, airs during tonight’s Louisville-Michigan NCAA game on CBS, it will be funny. Guys will laugh. Girlfriends will chuckle knowingly. Inlaws will smirk.

But if everyone stops to think for a minute, they will soon realize all this commercial does is urge guy gamers to continue being useless couch potatoes with nothing better to do than forget the commitments they have made and, generally, hoist a giant middle finger to the world.

Facebook Home Developed For Self-Absorbed Oddballs

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That’s the only conclusion we can come to after viewing this Facebook Home commercial, Airplane. We know what Wieden + Kennedy was going for here — bringing your social life to, well, life — but who in their right mind would want to admit they had a social life like this guy?

Granted, we all have crazy elements of our social lives but do we really want to share them all? It’s bad enough we have our phones stuck to our faces most of the day now and all this ad does is reiterate how bored we all are with our “real” lives and that we have to indulge in a collection of digital oddities to keep ourselves amused.

Nestea Turns Guy Into Upskirt-Peeping Male Cheerleader

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So you walk into a college career fair wandering what the hell you are interested in. You pause, notice an ice bucket and, rather than soak your head in it, reach in and pull out a bottle of Nestea.

Suddenly you are…just as confused as you were when you walked in but you can at least spin the bottle to help you decide what you want to do.

Of course, the bottle ends up pointing to a group of hot cheerleaders who love to have you hoisting them above your head and generally becoming their best buddy around campus. Even partake in a pillow fight.

Yea, all because you have some iced tea. If only that happened in real life.

The ad, which won the MOFILM Nestea Sydney Competition, was created by Christian H. Clark

Young People Get ‘Naked’ in American Eagle Skinny Jeans Ad

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In what for the first 15 seconds appears to be your every-day, run-of-the-mill skinny jeans ad, this new American Eagle commercial turns out to be something a bit more daring.

The ad, released on YouTube two days a go has been seen by about 300,000 peoplel so far. In the 30-second ad, young people can be seen doing and saying young people things — skateboarding, “if it’s your passion, it isn’t really work,” “I love the feeling you get when you make something all on your own,” “I don’t want to be put in a box,” etc.

Part way through the ad — after a tight shot of a guy skateboarding and a girl’s ass in front of a mirror — it becomes clear these jeans are, indeed, very skinny. In fact, they aren’t jean at all. They’re just painted on these lithe bodies to look like jeans when what we’re really looking at is people’s naked asses.

Humorously, the ad contains a link that takes the viewer to a page on the American Eagle website where one can purchase limited edition cans (his and hers!) of spray paint touted as “our skinniest skinny jeans ever.” Yes, spray on jeans.

However, you can’t actually purchase a pair of these limited edition “jeans.” When one attempts to make a purchase, a pop up informs the jeans are temporarily sold out and the visitor is asked to enter an email address.

While the whole spray on jean thing has been going for some time, American Eagle has added a nice touch creating the deftly tongue in cheek ad.

Of the effort, American Eagle VP of Branding Bob Holobinko said, “When we fail to push things further, we become safe and don’t cut through the industry. We don’t ever want to become safe or expected.”

Volkswagen Passat Ad Incorporates Harlem Shake

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Hmm. Never saw this coming. Memac Ogilvy in Dubai has latched onto the the now dead Harlem Shake trend and incorporated it into an ad for the Volkswagen Passat. The ad begins as you would expect and follows the format. The ending, however, is a little bit different and not half bad…if we weren’t all ready to pull out hair out the next time we see/hear a Harlem Shake video.

Adolescent Backseat Drivers Give Volvo Some Love

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We absolutely love the approach Cake New York took when creating this Volvo XC60 and XC90 ad. The agency recruited some of the automotive world’s toughest critics, kids. They placed the kids, not child actors, in the back seat and had them talk about the vehicle.

Of course the kids were prompted to highlight certain things but the presentation is very natural and who doesn’t love a few cute kids talking about stuff? Not you? If you don’t you’re not ready. And you’re not ready for this vehicle. Which, of course, is perfectly fine because Volvo doesn’t want you. Yet.

Touch-Based Microsoft Explorer 10 Becomes DJ Booth

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New work from agency Fi for Microsoft touts Explore Touch, a site that lets consumers use touch gestures to mix audio files and create original sound tracks with the swipe of their fingers. The experience centers on an original sound track from singer, song-writer, and producer Blake Lewis. Watch the :60 spot. And also check out the agency demo’ing this site itself.

Idiotic America Ad Critic Gets Metrics Lesson From Carlsberg

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Here’s a simple concept. Beer cans sweat when removed from the refrigerator. When they sweat, condensation forms on the outside of the can. When condensation forms, droplets of water form. When droplets of water form, gravity takes over and the droplets slide down the side of the can.

When droplets of water form and slide down the side of the can, creatives at M&C Saatchi Stockholm get busy making an ad for Carlsberg 33cl which, by the way, is not 33 calories. It’s 33 centiliters which is 11.16 ounces. I’m not even going to tell you the shame my non-metric American brain experienced coming to that conclusion.