A Depressed T-Rex and His Tiny Arms Find Relief in This Oddly Wonderful Audi Ad
Posted in: Uncategorized“You think things are gonna stay the same, then one day, boom, 25 million hits in two days.”
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is real. And we have ruined his life by teasing him, en masse and without shame, over his useless little arms. “I became a laughingstock,” our friend laments. (To be fair, we thought he was extinct, but maybe that’s a callous excuse.) “I lost the lust for life that I had. I just couldn’t go out anymore.”
This unexpected heartbreaker of an ad goes on to explore the depths of T-Rex’s debilitating depression. He stares dejectedly out the window and spends all his time in bed. Sports don’t help, and basic homemaking is just too difficult. His pillows are covered in deep slashes, like the shredded portrait of the bereft prince in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast.
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