A Designer Created a Service to Help Brands Figure Out If Their Logos Look Like Genitals

Ready to release your new logo to the world? Hold up a tick. Are you 100 percent sure it doesn’t look like ladybits or man berries?

Truly embracing the tenets of due diligence and risk mitigation, graphic designer Josh Mishell this week launched GenitalsOrNot.com, a satirical service that offers to spot the (hopefully) unintentional genitals in logos before they go pubic. Er, public.

“As with anything with which you are intimately familiar, sometimes it takes a third party to notice when something isn’t quite right,” the site notes. “If you’re unsure if your own design or the design an agency has performed for you has exposed accidental genitals in your design, hire us to perform a complete genital review.”

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Puddles the Golden-Voiced Clown Wants You to Ditch the Corporate Drudgery

If you’ve ever been a corporate clown, you can relate to this spot aimed at small business owners who fled the office circus to live their dreams.

Puddles, the Sad Clown with the Golden Voice, sings an altered version of the 1899 song “Keep on the Sunny Side,” made popular in the 1920s by The Carter Family. His version, entitled “Keep on the Corporate Side,” is a satirical ode to all things loathed by corporate wage slaves.

From the mockery that is casual Friday to dreams of vacations we can never take, the song is depressingly accurate. Lines like, “when they give you birthday cake, it just seems a little fake,” might make you rethink every corporate-enforced celebration you’ve ever tried to enjoy. Luckily, Puddles’ antics in the video and his melodious voice keep you smiling. And, of course, the video ends on a happy note as Puddles packs up his desk and quits.

Small business loan service Kabbage Inc. created the spot with Atlanta’s BreenSmith Advertising Agency to appeal to small business owners who’ve jumped the corporate ship (and those about to make the leap).

It’s interesting to note the video encourages people to share their #sadclown stories, since that’s a hashtag already in use by Puddles for his unrelated antics. But hey, you might as well have something come up when people search for your hashtag, and you could do worse than videos of a sad clown with an amazing singing voice.



john st. Takes Experiential To A Darker Place

To compete with the recent wave of extreme pranks from marketers, Toronto agency john st. has launched their own exFEARiential marketing division. Muggings, carjackings, riots – there’s nothing they won’t do to get their client’s brands noticed.

I love how there is no disclaimer at the end of this video, and two “client” videos for further viewing. It makes you wonder if john st. is serious. Although the question here is not, “Is john st. serious?” The question is are the agencies and brands pulling very real stunts on unsuspecting people, serious?

Last month, Luke Sullivan wagered that he’s “not the only one who hates this crap.”

I’ve told several friends how much I hate these fear-producing stunts, and some of my buddies just tell me to shut up and get over it. Maybe I am wrong. Maybe I’ve become the old guy on his porch shakin’ his fist and yellin’ “Now you kids git offa my lawn!”

The ad industry is already thought by many to be a manipulative shell game played by semi-skilled hucksters. Why in the world would we–the ad people of the world–add to this negative public perception with even more manipulative crap?

Are the perpetrators here really that careless, arrogant, and operating with a total lack of respect for the consumer and knowledge about what works?

Clients want to sell their products or services, and they want their communications to create long term brand value while simultaneously driving purchase consideration. It’s fair to ask if live stunts that capture the imagination in a disruptive way do either.

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