Standard Time Piles On Innuendeo for Too Faced

Los Angeles-based Standard Time has a new ad for cosmetic company Too Faced’s “Better Than Sex” mascara.

As you might expect, the spot, starring Jeannie Ma (of Style Network’s How Do I Look and NBC’s Today Show segment “Fashion Tips Today”) is ripe with sexual innuendo. As Ma opens up her mascara tube a low, sultry voice begins to seduce her. The mascara gives her the “longest, thickest, most luscious lashes of her life” with a satisfying experience Ma is not likely to forget, making “the case for eyelashes as the new erogenous zone.” Ma makes suggestive faces while applying the mascara, as the innuendo-filled narration piles on. If this all seems a little ridiculous, that’s kind of the point, as the approach fits with Too Faced co-founder Jerrod Blandino‘s “wild sense of humor and more-is-more style.” Stick around for credits after the jump. continued…

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Fruit of the Loom Infuses Luck into New Underwear

Fruit of the Loom and CP+B teamed up to make sure our private parts were covered in luck. Seriously. Lucky underwear. How, you ask? Well, a few guys traveled around America, rubbing new underwear with good luck in places like the Hoover Dam in Boulder City and the Seven Star Cavern Chinatown Wishing Well in Los Angeles. The project is not scientific, but if you care about luck, the original run called for 1,000 men’s underwear and 1,000 women’s underwear. The above video shows a brief behind-the-scenes look at the hokum methods used to make the underwear lucky.

As of publication, 1718 of the 2000 pairs of lucky underwear are still available for an affordable $10 each.

The narrator of the video mentions infusing “legitimate luck” into the fabric, which is stupidly ambitious, since there’s nothing legitimate about luck. That’s the point. But there’s something charming about the earnest dedication and effort Fruit of the Loom put into the project. Plus, the underwear is inexpensive and  soft, so if you don’t care for superstition, there’s always functionality to fall back on. Credits after the jump.

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