The New York Times Accidentally Invented a New Country, and the Internet's in Love

Sometimes a mistake is so embarrassing, it cycles all the away around the shame circle and becomes kind of awesome.

Today’s case in point: Kyrzbekistan, a country accidentally invented by a New York Times piece that meant to reference the Central Asian nation Kyrgyzstan.

In fairness, the story is otherwise quite compelling and dramatic, telling how a climber escaped captivity by shoving an armed militant off a cliff. Unfortunately, the newspaper accidentally portrayed the events as happening in Kyrzbekistan, which has the unfortunate distinction of not being real.

“An earlier version of this article misidentified the country whose army chased Tommy Caldwell’s kidnappers,” notes the newspaper’s online correction. “It was Kyrgyzstan, not Kyrzbekistan, which does not exist.”

Or at least, it didn’t exist before. Today it has its own Twitter feed and a Fodor’s Guide worth of sarcastic tweets.

Beyond the parody account, the mockery has already begun to roll in:



Class Act: Outgoing Pitcher David Price Buys Full-Page Newspaper Ad to Thank Tampa Bay

Today is David Price’s first day as a Detroit Tiger, and while most pro athletes would be focused on winning over the new home crowd, he made it clear this morning that he’ll never forget Tampa Bay.

Price took out a full-page ad in today’s Tampa Bay Times with the headline “Thank You, Tampa Bay.” It’s not just a quick see-ya note, either. He goes into detail about the people and communities he’ll miss now that he’s moved to the Motor City. 

Perhaps most charmingly, the ad was co-signed by his dog, Astro, who has become almost as iconic as the Cy Young Award winner. 

Check out the ad below, followed by the full text.

Hat tip to Fox Sports via NPR’s Scott Simon.

Thank you, St. Petersburg and thank you, Tampa. I’ve lived in both of you and enjoyed every minute.

Thank you, fans. I heard you ringing your bells each time I had two strikes. I heard your applause when I walked off the field. I heard your groans in support of me with close calls on balls and strikes. I heard you, I felt your presence, and I so appreciate you.

Thank you, Joe Maddon and Jim Hickey. You’ve believed in me. You’ve taught me. You’ve given me opportunities to shine. I will have you with me in every game the rest of my career.

Thank you, Cuz, Stanley Mc, Holmes, Foles, Davey, Shelty, Nelly Nel, and the amazing Don Zimmer. You’ve all meant so very much to me.

Thank you to my incredible Rays teammates. You have been my brothers and greatest friends. Thank you for our times together.

Thank you, Rick Vaughn, Westy, Ronnie P, Nation, and Vinword. I couldn’t have made it through a day without you guys.

Thank you, Rays organization. From Vinny in the parking lot, to Berte outside our clubhouse, to Papito, Beans, Champ, T-Wall, Sexy Black, Nasty Nate, and all the many wonderful people who helped and supported me each day I was at the Trop. Thank you for being there.

Thank you, Stu Sternberg and Andrew Friedman. Thank you for drafting me. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to know all of the people I’ve mentioned above and the opportunity to experience the last six years playing for the Tampa Bay Rays. I’ll forever be grateful.
Astro and I love you all. We miss you already. Although we begin a new chapter on the mound tonight, we will never forget you.

Love,
David & Astro Price



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Newspaper Ad Asking ‘Got Stumps?’ Appears Above Photo of Amputee

Here's a front-page ad placement disaster so awkward, it makes you feel bad for everyone involved.

A tree service ad bought a year in advance ran in Sunday's Anchorage Daily News with the headline "Got Stumps?"—right above a photo of a triathlete who lost the lower half of a leg in a car accident.

The owner of the business being advertised, TBF Services, tells Jim Romenesko that he learned about the poor placement of his sticky-note ad after friends began texting him Sunday. He hadn't heard from the newspaper yet, but we're guessing he's going to get one heck of a make-good offer over this one. 




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Florida Newspaper’s Front Page Is Practically Throbbing With 2-Hour Erection Ad

It can get really, really hard to turn away ad dollars in the newspaper industry, but here's a case where the raging desire for revenue is practically erupting across the front page.

Today's South Florida Sun Sentinel prominently features a local Ponzi scheme update, a photo from the Heat's semifinals win … oh, and a page-width ad about erections. 

"When you come to our clinic, you get FIRM," boasts Maxim Men's Clinic, which also promises "erections from 30 min – 2 hours." 

Sure, erectile dysfunction went mainstream more than a decade ago, but this ad practically makes AshleyMadison look classy.

Poynter reached out to the publisher and asked if the staff had received any reader complaints. He responded: "I have gotten zero."

UPDATE: According to media observer Jim Romenesko, the publisher now says the placement was "an honest mistake" and was supposed to appear in Sports. 

Image via the Newseum.




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William H. Honan, Journalist and Author, Dies at 83

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