Santa Is a Hipster, and a Pretty Funny One, in This Agency's Holiday Video

Is Santa Claus a hipster? He’s got the unkempt mane and alternative lifestyle down pat. Yet he seems too obsessed with consumer goods and fourth-quarter commerce to qualify.

It feels like hipster humor played out years ago. Still, there’s much to enjoy in “Hipster Santa Goes South,” an affable two-minute spoof from Door Number 3 that celebrates the holidays and the independent Austin, Texas, agency’s 20th anniversary—which happens to be today, Dec. 9.

“We thought about throwing a party,” says agency president M.P. Mueller, “but creating something fun to share beat out warm beer, flowery speeches and tepid toasts.”

Bill Wise—a bespectacled, middle-aged dude rocking a plaid scarf, matching sneakers and just a smidge of facial hair—plays Kringle. His laid-back, cranky delivery really scores as he bikes around East Austin, quipping about “free-range reindeer” and his sled running on “penguin tears and pure Santa sweat.” At one point, he informs a young passerby, “I made my list, I checked it twice—you still have to move back to California.”

“Bill generates one-liners like he’s just picking dog hair off his pants,” says Mueller. “He could make a sudoku tournament funny.” (Wise most recently played Uncle Stevie in Richard Linklater’s Boybood.)

Hipster Santa even has some helpful advice for folks planning to make him a snack on Christmas Eve: “If you’re leaving milk and cookies, I’m lactose intolerant—make it soy, gluten free. And as far as fruitcake bars are concerned, I’m into cleanses, but just not this time of year.”

This schtick—directed in suitably casual, faux-doc style by Steve Mims—rates a six-pack of PBR at the very least. Though purists say that a different hipster is more emblematic of the season. Ho!

CREDITS
Agency: Door Number 3
Executive creative director: M.P. Mueller
Copywriters: Bill Wise, M.P. Mueller, Steve Mims, Karen Reiner
Art directors: Ines Morel, Sally Robb
Director, editor, cinematographer: Steve Mims
Cinematographer: Steve Mims
Production artist: Nicole Eckles
Production coordinator: Melissa Hilgendorf
Sound: Alex Herrera
Gaffer: Kakii Keenan
Assistant camera: Christian Benavides



This Hipster Business Name Generator Is About to Become Your New Obsession

Forget all those sites that randomly generate band names, stripper names and hobbit names. This one could make you rich, my friends. Brooklyn rich!

The Hipster Business Name Generator creates a random combination of quirky nouns and drops them under a stylized X, with the requisite stylish dingbats and initials. The resulting names—such as Fox & Otter, Spyglass & Bean, Whiskey & Cake—are good for a laugh, especially when paired with icons of tiny rabbits, knives and muffins.

The site, which was quickly generating passaround among creative types today, seems to be a marketing effort for domain registration site NamesCheap.com, where you can conveniently book a site for your lovely new business venture. Or maybe the creators simply picked a booking site at random, though that seems unlikely. 

Try it for yourself and let us know your most fruitful combinations. A few of our favorites below.

Hat tip to my friend Paul Crawford for sharing this on Facebook, though to be clear, his agency’s not the one behind it.



Overgrown Beards Are Like Wild Animals Clinging to Your Face, Schick Ads Say

Y&R New Zealand turns manly beards into cute animals for Schick’s “Free Your Skin” campaign, which takes a bold anti-beard stance in this golden age of hirsute ruggedness. 

Of course, sneering observers are all calling the Schick models hipsters, so maybe the ads also tap into a sort of cultural exhaustion with all things bearded, buttoned-down and knit-capped. Seriously, I think Tony Montana said the F-word fewer times than I’ve read the word “hipster” doing research for this post. 

Y&R did a brief interview with Metro about the campaign, claiming that the bearded creatives in the agency’s employ “all confessed that their beards aren’t actually that pleasant to live with.” Lies and slander! They also claim that “women actually find beards kinda gross,” which science would argue is only half-true.

Via Design Taxi.



PBR, American Spirit Cigarettes Used as Bait in ‘Hipster Traps’ Around NYC

Residents of the giant hipster trap that is New York City are setting miniature hipster traps—baited with Pabst Blue Ribbon, dorky sunglasses, bike chains and American Spirit cigarettes—as a public art project around Brooklyn. One of the responsible parties, Jeff Greenspan, is the same guy who made the separate sidewalk lanes for tourists and locals as an Improv Everywhere prank last year. Fellow prankster Hunter Fine describes their efforts as laying "traps for certain subcultures. Our goal is protect neighborhoods from infestation and collect different species for further study." A worthy goal, but who cares about hipsters at this point? The real challenge would be setting traps for North Jersey commuters.

UPDATE: Old, though new to us.