Duck Dynasty Stars Teach You How Not to Blow Up Your House With a Turkey

Thinking of frying a turkey this holiday season? Hang on a minute, and listen to what Si and Jase have to say.

State Farm has partnered with the popular stars from Duck Dynasty to caution turkey fryers everywhere to think before they fry. All the important tips are there, along with some country color, a delightfully slow delivery and the hashtag #hangonaminute.

Turkey-related mishaps must be a serious problem for State Farm. Two years ago, they commissioned William Shatner to overact a beautiful four-minute drama about the dangers of open flame, oil, and frozen bird flesh. So be sure to defrost that bird, turn off the gas when you slide her in, and we’ll all stay happy, happy, happy.