Babies' Poop Faces Captured in Glorious Slow Motion in Award-Winning Pampers Ad

Everyone knows babies make hilarious faces when they poop. For that matter, so do most adults. Whether or not knowing this universal truth entices you to watch a medley of babies’ faces as they poop is a gamble that Saatchi & Saatchi London decided to take. Its “Pooface” video for Pampers baby wipes is literally 75 seconds of what I just described.

Oh, and it was filmed in slow motion (400fps!) and set to Strauss’ “Thus Spake Zarathustra,” which we all recognize from every other film project that either aspires to or mocks maturity. It’s also “Nature Boy” Ric Flair’s theme music. I honestly can’t decide which of these is the less dignified use of that song.

In any case, the spot won a bronze Lion in Film at Cannes, and a silver and a bronze in Film Craft, so clearly Cannes judges are into this kind of potty humor. Not bad for a glorified YouTube Vine compilation with better production values. (The concept has also been floating around for years, mostly in scam ads.)

Also, is it me or does the baby at 0:44 look like a young Nathan Lane?

Pampers Crafts Emotional Ode to Newborns, and Resistance Is Futile

Pampers is doing a good job of cornering the baby schmaltz advertising market.

A new spot from the diaper brand focuses on the whirlwind of new experiences—challenging and delightful—that parents face when they have a child, especially their first. There are sonograms, there’s exhaustion, and naturally there are hero shots of diapers. Mostly, there are lots of cute babies.

It’s not as irrefutably moving as Pampers’ personalized celebrations for Japanese mothers on the first birthdays of their children. But for an ad that insists on pandering at length to base sentimentality, the minute-and-a-half list of firsts, some earnest and some hyperbolic, can’t help but make you feel kind of happy, anyways. (At last count, it had over 1.3 million YouTube views.)

Pampers also makes sure to check the various ethnic diversity boxes, and offer a nod to breastfeeding. (No love for the formula warriors, though—really, it’s missed an opportunity to represent the more granular factions of moms and dads.)

The tagline—”May we join you on your journey?”—goes so far out of its way to be polite and self-aware that it’s almost patronizing, since really what it means is “Please buy Pampers,” which at that point doesn’t really need to be said. But compared to Luvs’ “Poop There It Is” from a few years back, the low bar for diaper ads, anything shines.

And as Coca-Cola, of all brands, best illustrated, new parents may get worn out, but they’ll still find a way to amp themselves up for the second go-around.



Today’s Fakest New Product: Tiny Diapers for the Tip of Your Penis™

With crowdfunding product videos all the rage, mockvertising has reached a new apex with fictional Kickstarter ads. Behold the one below, imploring you to help fund the development of Tiny Diapers for the Tip of Your Penis™. This parody by comedy-writer group Above Average (and writers The Bilderbergers and director Ben Weinstein) is the best example I've seen of American chindogu. Chindogu is the Japanese word for an everyday gadget that seems to be an ideal solution for an annoying problem but would cause so much embarrassment to use that it's essentially useless. Given that these tiny diapers have tiny leg holes, they are exceedingly useless. But mostly, this is a send-up of the Kickstarter video format—the moronic questions the inventors answer, the absurd reward hierarchy, and the fantasy that some random people on the Internet are just a tiny amount of funding away from actually solving a serious problem. Because, really, Kickstarter videos are nothing more than the 3 a.m. infomercial of the Internet.

    

Something to be pissed off? / Manneken Bis

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THE ORIGINAL? 
Drypers Diapers – 2002
Source : Cannes Archive
Agency : BBDO Bangkok (Thaïland)
LESS ORIGINAL
Molfix Diapers « most absorbent diaper » – 2013
Source : Cannes Longlist
Agency : Vietnam, Istanbul (Turkey)

Huggies Makes Pregnancy Belt for Men So They Can Feel Their Baby Kicking

Huggies and Ogilvy & Mather Argentina made a belt for men that allows them to feel their unborn baby's kicks. The belt is synced up with the real-time movements of the baby in the mother's belly, apparently through some kind of wireless sorcery. It's a neat idea, although the description of it as "something special to compensate fathers" is a little weird, like pregnancy is some kind of cakewalk that they're missing out on. But, whatever. It's hard for me to get on my high horse about this when things like the Daddle exist.

    

Streaking Baby Flaunts Pixelated Privates for Seventh Generation Diapers

Seventh Generation tips a hat to its hippy heritage with this new streaking-themed spot for its chemical-free diapers. Lest you get uppity about naked babies, don't worry. The trick of the spot, by ad agency Made, is that this cute little streaking tot—who, despite the pink shoes, is impressively androgynous—is actually wearing a Seventh Generation diaper. They just pixelated the privates to vaguely shock you. (You see, wearing Seventh Generation diapers is, toxins-wise, apparently like wearing nothing at all.) Add in some booty-shaking to booty-shaking music, and you get an winning result. Of course, really dedicated hippy moms go with cloth diapers, ditching disposables altogether. But surely there's a market niche in between the two extremes, for when you want to do a little good for the Earth. Do a little more by tweeting your story with #toxinfreegen, and Seventh Generation will donate $1 in your name to Women's Voices for the Earth.

CREDITS
Client: Seventh Generation

Agency: Made Movement
Chief Creative Officer/Partner: Dave Schiff
Chief Design Officer/Partner: John Kieselhorst
Chief Digital Officer/Partner: Scott Prindle
Chief Strategy Officer: Graham Furlong
Art Director: Stephanie Sullivan
Writers: Dan Ligon, David Satterfield
Consulting Head of Integrated Production: Chris Kyriakos
Junior Integrated Producer: Isaac Karsen
Business Affairs: Jennifer DeCastro
Senior Account Producer: Rachael Donaldson

Production Company: The Academy
Director: Austin Wilson
Executive Producers: Harry Calbom, Nate Barr
Line Producer: Craig Stevens
Director of Photography: Christian Hansen
Editorial Company: NO6, Santa Monica, Calif.
Editor: Kyle Whitmore
Executive Producer (Editorial Co): Crissy DeSimone
Producer: Leslie Tabor

Visual Effects Company: NO6, Santa Monica, Calif.
Lead Flame: Verdi Sevenhuysen
Executive Producer: Crissy DeSimone
Visual Effects Producer: Leslie Tabor
Telecine: Verdi Sevenhuysen
Music Company & City: Beacon Street Studios, Venice, CA
Composer/Lyricist: Andrew Feltenstein, John Nau
Audio Finishing: Lime Studios
Audio Engineer: Sam Casas

    

Huggies App Sends You a Tweet Whenever Your Kid Pees in His Diaper

Today in useless marketing-driven product innovations, we have Huggies TweetPee, a little sensor dreamed up by Ogilvy Brazil that affixes to your baby's diaper, syncs with an app and tweets at you whenever it detects pee (in the form of a higher humidity level). This will work great for people whose parenting consists of the occasional diaper change in between marathon Twitter sessions. Evidently (it's somewhat hard to tell from the case-study video) the app also keeps track of the number of diapers you go through, and alerts you when you're running low. That may be the whole idea here—getting you to blow through diapers quicker by prompting you to change them every time the kid pees a little bit. In that regard, TweetPoop might be more useful than TweetPee—getting the kid out of a poopy diaper faster has its benefits. (You could call it "DM Your BM.") The problem, of course, is you don't need a fancy sensor to detect that. Via Adverblog.

UPDATE: Huggies got in touch and clarified that the clip-on humidity sensor is only a concept device and will not be available to purchase. The app is apparently intended simply to help parents in their purchasing of diapers. Here is the statement from Huggies:

"Huggies Brazil is excited to announce we will launch TweetPee in Brazil this July—a new iPhone app that is designed to help parents better keep track of the volume of diapers they use and provide easy integration with online retailers to make life easier for busy moms and dads.  In conjunction with the TweetPee app's debut in Brazil, feature videos will highlight the experiences of 10 moms and dads who use the app to streamline and more effectively plan for their purchases.

In the promotional video referenced, the clip-on humidity sensor is intended merely as a concept device to help showcase these 10 parents' experience with the app. It will not be made available for purchase, nor are we suggesting parents are unable or too busy to notice when their babies' diapers need changing! Please visit huggiestp.com.br for more information as news develops."

    

Kimberly Clark Launches New Super Premium Huggies

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Kimberly Clark has unveiled a new super premium diaper under its Huggies brand that includes natural, organic materials and ingredients to provide gentle protection for new babies, as well as initial steps toward environmental improvements, without sacrificing performance.

The new Huggies Pure & Natural diaper is hypoallergenic, latex and fragrance free and features a breathable outer cover that includes organic cotton. The liner includes natural Aloe & Vitamin E and materials from renewable sources, and the product’s outer packaging is sourced from 20 percent post-consumer recycled materials. The new diaper will be offered in 6 sizes, from newborn through size 5.

K-C expects the Huggies Pure & Natural diapers will help the brand build inroads with those moms who are most interested in products that include natural materials to provide the best care for their babies. According to a K-C consumer research study, the moms surveyed expressed a strong interest in purchasing Huggies brand diapers that included organic and natural materials.

Huggies Pure & Natural diapers will be widely available in North American retail outlets later in April.

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